You know what really grinds my gears?

Started by corn02, June 02, 2007, 03:41:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Puckoon


pintsofguinness

Quote from: Puckoon on May 10, 2010, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 09, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.
no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Tyrones own

Straight is good pints....steady, not so good ;)
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
  - Walter Lippmann

Tyrones own

Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
  - Walter Lippmann

The Real Laoislad

Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 10, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on May 10, 2010, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 09, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.
no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really  ???
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there  ::)
You'll Never Walk Alone.

pintsofguinness

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 10, 2010, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 10, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on May 10, 2010, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 09, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.
no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really  ???
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there  ::)
I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

new devil


The Real Laoislad

Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 10, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 10, 2010, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 10, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on May 10, 2010, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 09, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.
no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really  ???
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there  ::)
I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

Really? You needed help?
How odd...

What were you putting together as a matter of interest?
You'll Never Walk Alone.

pintsofguinness

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 10, 2010, 08:59:38 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 10, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 10, 2010, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 10, 2010, 06:30:37 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on May 10, 2010, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on May 09, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.
no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really  ???
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there  ::)
I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

Really? You needed help?
How odd...

What were you putting together as a matter of interest?
It's a cabinet thing for the kitchen - it would have been fine but there's a wine rack thing on the bottom and you had to hold both sides of it, and lump of wood in the middle and about 6 slot things and a slide out shelf thing! in place while the side of the cabinet was screwed on to hold it all. 
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

muppet

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 10, 2010, 02:52:48 PM
Quote from: muppet on May 10, 2010, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: johnneycool on May 10, 2010, 02:05:43 PM
10Km is still a lot of travelling for the car still to be considered new.

You'd be amazed the mileage you get from today's Ladas.

almost right... It does start with a L and end with a S...

220d?
MWWSI 2017

EagleLord

When silly people fall down on to the train tracks ,therefore delaying all the other trains that want to head to that station, and makin my train journey, which was only meanta be 15mins, last 50mins! Near missed the dinner!

Hound

Quote from: muppet on May 10, 2010, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 10, 2010, 02:52:48 PM
Quote from: muppet on May 10, 2010, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: johnneycool on May 10, 2010, 02:05:43 PM
10Km is still a lot of travelling for the car still to be considered new.

You'd be amazed the mileage you get from today's Ladas.

almost right... It does start with a L and end with a S...

220d?
He's a Sparky. My money's on a RX450h. White.

NAG1

Quote from: EagleLord on May 10, 2010, 11:24:04 PM
When silly people fall down on to the train tracks ,therefore delaying all the other trains that want to head to that station, and makin my train journey, which was only meanta be 15mins, last 50mins! Near missed the dinner!

Stop pushing them then Eagel!

gerrykeegan

Getting a speeding fine and points at 7.10am in the morning. Have they nothing better to be doing, there was no other f**ker up!
2007  2008 & 2009 Fantasy Golf Winner
(A legitimately held title unlike Dinny's)

oakleafgael

Quote from: gerrykeegan on May 12, 2010, 09:05:41 PM
Getting a speeding fine and points at 7.10am in the morning. Have they nothing better to be doing, there was no other f**ker up!

Some of us have the most of a days work done at that time of the morning.