You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

having to work late, unpaid 

[ziggysego]

Getting battered by a female work colleague from Monaghan.

The girls at work were talking about how hard their grannies had it back-in-day. Housework all day and having to have the dinner ready from when their man was back from a hard day's work. Not only were they expected to do all that, but expected to pop out a string of babies and rear them.

They also said that the men didn't appreciate their wives and were alcoholics anyway.

I meerly said they were the good old days and women knew their place!

Well, I got a sever battering after that. Wile a man can't even express an opinion anymore!

[Celt_Man]

Getting battered by a female work colleague from Monaghan.

The girls at work were talking about how hard their grannies had it back-in-day. Housework all day and having to have the dinner ready from when their man was back from a hard day's work. Not only were they expected to do all that, but expected to pop out a string of babies and rear them.

They also said that the men didn't appreciate their wives and were alcoholics anyway.

I meerly said they were the good old days and women knew their place!

Well, I got a sever battering after that. Wile a man can't even express an opinion anymore!

Well you should have known better than to wander into the kitchen to listen to them!!

[maddog]

Thanks for the smart alec replies - you all make me very proud.

I find hand pumps real awkward things - so I'm gonna buy a foot pump, or fut pump if you're from Newry/Dundalk/Monaghan

Buy one of these Orior.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-BETO-FLOOR-CYCLE-BIKE-TRACK-PUMP-CAR-PRESTA-VALVE_W0QQitemZ120547440131QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Sports_Leisure_Cycling_BikePumps_SR?hash=item1c112ff603


Its the only way to get the right kind of pressure into the tyres. Hand pumps are only really for if you had to fix a puncture while out. You can get these in Halfords for about £12, look for the one with the double valve, i.e it will blow up car type valve or the narrow presta type valve.

[thebigfella]

Meeting the family of someone you are seeing for the first time, especially if she fails to mention to them the 10 year age gap before you turn up

Talk about f**king uncomfortable.

[Bensars]

Meeting the family of someone you are seeing for the first time, especially if she fails to mention to them the 10 year age gap before you turn up

Talk about f**king uncomfortable.

Understandable enough big fella given that you have just turned 25 !

[ziggysego]

Meeting the family of someone you are seeing for the first time, especially if she fails to mention to them the 10 year age gap before you turn up

Talk about f**king uncomfortable.

Understandable enough big fella given that you have just turned 25 !

Bigfella's seeing a 15 year old? That's sick! 

[thebigfella]

Meeting the family of someone you are seeing for the first time, especially if she fails to mention to them the 10 year age gap before you turn up

Talk about f**king uncomfortable.

Understandable enough big fella given that you have just turned 25 !

Nah she's 16 and 11 months, 1 more month to go 

Edit: she is a considerable bit older than that.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

The LIE that Slieve League (601 metres) in Donegal are the Highest Sea Cliffs in Ireland and Europe, they are NOT, Croaghaun (668 metres) on Achill Island in COUNTY MAYO are the Highest Sea Cliffs in Ireland and the European Union (Not Europe).

Always makes me very angry when bord failte or discover Ireland propagate this lie.

[EagleLord]

Idiots who dont know the meaning on the word 'doubt'... my brothers friend used to say all the time and in the wrong context! He would say something like 'I doubt rooneys having his best season for utd yet'....I try to explain it to him, so what your saying there is, u think rooney is in poor form? he says no, hes class..yeh i thought thats what u meant so i try and explain, doubt basicly means 'i dont think that..' but he just is so thick he'd just say, naaa doubt not lad!.....FFS!!!!

[ziggysego]

Idiots who dont know the meaning on the word 'doubt'... my brothers friend used to say all the time and in the wrong context! He would say something like 'I doubt rooneys having his best season for utd yet'....I try to explain it to him, so what your saying there is, u think rooney is in poor form? he says no, hes class..yeh i thought thats what u meant so i try and explain, doubt basicly means 'i dont think that..' but he just is so thick he'd just say, naaa doubt not lad!.....FFS!!!!

That error was made on the board a few weeks ago. Can't remember the thread it was in, but someone used the word 'doubt' in the wrong context and I highlighted it could lead to confusion.

[EagleLord]

I doubt thats a new display picture you've got there Zig......

[muppet]

In the pub watching the Munster game, with many others, when one genius (not staff) walks up to the TV and changes the channel to the Man. Utd v Sunderland game without asking anyone. Brainless idiot probably wont make 30 if he always that stupid.

[EagleLord]

That. Is not on muppet! Majority rules in that situation! Ye have to get consent from the vast majority before changing the channel in the pub, and eve nthen when 90% of people are happy to change it, the owl GAA man at the bar whos been there since midday has the final say, if he wants to watch the hurling on TG4, he gets to!

[Gaffer]

Mowing the lawn and hitting a fcukin' stone. AAGGGGHHHH