You know what really grinds my gears?

[gerry]

Then when i finally got a towed of the road  i got the car door closed on my hand.

Then i have  to work until 7pm on christmas eve and listen to crying customers, the joys of retail. 

[The Real Laoislad]

Nice day out shopping LL?

Spending an hour in a queue trying to get into a car park,spending an hour looking for a car space,people standing in my way in shopping centre,people pushing their way past me,the woman having to go into 20 shops looking for a top then go back to first shop she was in to buy the very first top she tried on,getting a manky burger in TGI Fridays,spending a half an hour looking for the car,spending an hour trying to get out of the car park...

Yeah I had a lovely f**king day 

[Tony Baloney]

Nice day out shopping LL?

Spending an hour in a queue trying to get into a car park,spending an hour looking for a car space,people standing in my way in shopping centre,people pushing their way past me,the woman having to go into 20 shops looking for a top then go back to first shop she was in to buy the very first top she tried on,getting a manky burger in TGI Fridays,spending a half an hour looking for the car,spending an hour trying to get out of the car park.Yeah I had a lovely f**king day 

You went shopping the Sunday before Christmas with a woman. What in your experience would have suggested your day would turn out any other way?!

[The Real Laoislad]

Nice day out shopping LL?

Spending an hour in a queue trying to get into a car park,spending an hour looking for a car space,people standing in my way in shopping centre,people pushing their way past me,the woman having to go into 20 shops looking for a top then go back to first shop she was in to buy the very first top she tried on,getting a manky burger in TGI Fridays,spending a half an hour looking for the car,spending an hour trying to get out of the car park.Yeah I had a lovely f**king day 

You went shopping the Sunday before Christmas with a woman. What in your experience would have suggested your day would turn out any other way?!

She blackmailed me by going with me to Mcguriks Golf shop and she bought me a new putter,so I had to go to Dundrum then

[pintsofguinness]

Nice day out shopping LL?

Spending an hour in a queue trying to get into a car park,spending an hour looking for a car space,people standing in my way in shopping centre,people pushing their way past me,the woman having to go into 20 shops looking for a top then go back to first shop she was in to buy the very first top she tried on,getting a manky burger in TGI Fridays,spending a half an hour looking for the car,spending an hour trying to get out of the car park.Yeah I had a lovely f**king day 

You went shopping the Sunday before Christmas with a woman. What in your experience would have suggested your day would turn out any other way?!

She blackmailed me by going with me to Mcguriks Golf shop and she bought me a new putter,so I had to go to Dundrum then

should have told her you'd a headache or just weren't in the mood, or were tired.

[muppet]

Nice day out shopping LL?

Spending an hour in a queue trying to get into a car park,spending an hour looking for a car space,people standing in my way in shopping centre,people pushing their way past me,the woman having to go into 20 shops looking for a top then go back to first shop she was in to buy the very first top she tried on,getting a manky burger in TGI Fridays,spending a half an hour looking for the car,spending an hour trying to get out of the car park.Yeah I had a lovely f**king day 

You went shopping the Sunday before Christmas with a woman. What in your experience would have suggested your day would turn out any other way?!

She blackmailed me by going with me to Mcguriks Golf shop and she bought me a new putter,so I had to go to Dundrum then

Mcguriks Golf Shop? I'd have brought her to Bodrum shopping centre.

[Denn Forever]

Hate the way some Irish names are pronounced.


Key O for Keogh
Key Own for Keown (at least Martin knows how it is pronounced.  Could have played for Ireland)
Kay Hill for Cahill.

[Celt_Man]

Hate the way some Irish names are pronounced.


Key O for Keogh
Key Own for Keown (at least Martin knows how it is pronounced.  Could have played for Ireland)
Kay Hill for Cahill.

Aye and add in..

DOC herty for Doherty... 

[muppet]

Mo -Rann for Moran

Cop- purrs - Keane

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

RAY- GUN - Reegan!!!!

[Puckoon]

Terry Wogan.

[ziggysego]

Terry Wogan.

People who ask stupid question. Got myself a pen last night to write a note and left it on the table. Left the room for two minutes and I came back. My wee brother was at the table and the pen was missing.

I asked him where the pen went. He wanted to know what it looked like. WTF?? It looked like a f**king PEN!!!! 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

That asswipe the pulled out on front of me on the ice, I skidded and just about stayed on the road, I was only doing bloody 20kph.

1. So thats assholes that pull out on front of you without looking in the ice.
2. Me for being an toolbox and slaming the brakes in the ice
3. & Ice

[haranguerer]

Terry Wogan.

People who ask stupid question. Got myself a pen last night to write a note and left it on the table. Left the room for two minutes and I came back. My wee brother was at the table and the pen was missing.

I asked him where the pen went. He wanted to know what it looked like. WTF?? It looked like a f**king PEN!!!! 

 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

People banging on toilet doors or shouting at you to hurry up when your having a shite, what the feck do you want me to do, suck in back up!