You know what really grinds my gears?

[Onion Bag]

This hoor here grinds my gears, our Julian

[windyshepardhenderson]

hes not a bad lad. sure he only gets 30seconds a day on tv. u must be easily annoyed

[ziggysego]

How can you not like him Onion???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETRX0Jks48

[ballinaman]

People who say Chi-cargo referring to the city in the states.......

[pintsofguinness]

When you just settle in to the arm chair, look around for the remote control and see it sitting on top of the tv 

[Hardy]

The world is shagged. Previous generations endured holocausts, trench warfare, genocide and poverty. Nuclear war, climatic disaster and economic collapse now threaten civilisation, but the remote control generation complains if it has to get off its arse to cross the room to entertain itself.

[ardmhachaabu]

The world is shagged. Previous generations endured holocausts, trench warfare, genocide and poverty. Nuclear war, climatic disaster and economic collapse now threaten civilisation, but the remote control generation complains if it has to get off its arse to cross the room to entertain itself.

Jaysus Hardy, take a chill pill

[Zapatista]

Items marked 'not to be sold separately' being sold separately. Just reduce the price of the multi pack FFS!

[Puckoon]

The world is shagged. Previous generations endured holocausts, trench warfare, genocide and poverty. Nuclear war, climatic disaster and economic collapse now threaten civilisation, but the remote control generation complains if it has to get off its arse to cross the room to entertain itself.

Hardy you're just upset that during those times, meath football was great.

Now meath football is shagged.

[pintsofguinness]

The world is shagged. Previous generations endured holocausts, trench warfare, genocide and poverty. Nuclear war, climatic disaster and economic collapse now threaten civilisation, but the remote control generation complains if it has to get off its arse to cross the room to entertain itself.

Look I've suffered too! When we were young at home our tv had to be turned on about 15 minutes before you wanted to watch something to get it going in time!

[tyssam5]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8358000.stm

It was great of Shane Harrison to try to translate that confusing Leprechaun language for us in this neighbourly World Cup article, but he'd really want to try getting the English part right.

Dail (Irish parliamnet),

[Caid]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

[pintsofguinness]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

Someone I work with keeps using letters and leaflets as toilet roll and stuffing the toilet 

[ziggysego]

Put on a shirt I haven't worn in 6 months. Buttons are under a lot of strain 

[pintsofguinness]

Put on a shirt I haven't worn in 6 months. Buttons are under a lot of strain 

It's usually that way for me but  I put on a pair of jeans today I havent worn in about two months and they won't stay up