You know what really grinds my gears?

[DennistheMenace]

I was referring to the dildo up the arse 

Also very refreshing on a sunny day 

[jimbo]

Scobes that go to beatiful parks to get full & then leave all their empties lying there 

f**kers who overtake on the inside lane

f**kers who sit in the over taking lane at 60mph and cause you to undertake!!

Still doesn't make it right but I can sympathise with that if you've waitied long enough behind them in the hope they'll use their mirror and pull in. If not then I would do the same thing.

BUT

What about sitting at 70 in a line of traffic on the outside lane when there is a car ahead doing 55/60 on the inside up ahead? Most people keep a safe distance, so those w4nkers overtake the long line flying up the inside an then nip out at the end causing everyone else who were cruising at 70 to brake (domino effect all along the line).  

Does that grind your gears?

Would love to know the stats on how many accidents on motorways/dual carriageways are caused by this action?

Certainly does but many a time I get a nice smile as the pricks don't make it in time; you then have the pleasure to watch as they go further back from you.   

[supersub]

Don't see the problem with drinking it with a lime ?

...u may as well have a dildo up ur arse

normal as fcuk hi ba, manys a bar man will put the lime in in without you even asking. Thats how normal it is now. U have to ask for it without a lime if anything sometimes!!

[longball]

Don't see the problem with drinking it with a lime ?

...u may as well have a dildo up ur arse

normal as fcuk hi ba, manys a bar man will put the lime in in without you even asking. Thats how normal it is now. U have to ask for it without a lime if anything sometimes!!

What about the dildo does he provide that 2?

[supersub]

Only if you go to the right bar 

[theskull1]

Most places you're not allowed to bring your own and if they do they charge you cockage
 

[Hound]

Scobes that go to beatiful parks to get full & then leave all their empties lying there 

f**kers who overtake on the inside lane

f**kers who sit in the over taking lane at 60mph and cause you to undertake!!

Still doesn't make it right but I can sympathise with that if you've waitied long enough behind them in the hope they'll use their mirror and pull in. If not then I would do the same thing.

BUT

What about sitting at 70 in a line of traffic on the outside lane when there is a car ahead doing 55/60 on the inside up ahead? Most people keep a safe distance, so those w4nkers overtake the long line flying up the inside an then nip out at the end causing everyone else who were cruising at 70 to brake (domino effect all along the line).  

Does that grind your gears?

Would love to know the stats on how many accidents on motorways/dual carriageways are caused by this action?

But pretty much everyone is in the wrong then.

I believe the rule is that you should be in the inside lane unless you are overtaking. You don't go into the outside line because you'll be overtaking someone in a couple of minutes. Of course because everyone else is doing it wrong, you have to get into the outside line too early otherwise you could be stuck behind the 55er on the inside for ages.

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Don't see the problem with drinking it with a lime ?

...u may as well have a dildo up ur arse

Jesus - I better not say I like drinking Bud Light Lime then 

[Mr. Nakata]

Another gear grinder is someone spoiling a movie on you by telling you the twist or a tv episode you haven't seen yet by telling you what happened. About 15 years ago, some tool in the pub told me Kevin Spacey was Kaizer Sose before I'd seen the movie. Jesus wept, how callous. Another guy ruined the last series of the Sopranos for me by giving away a major plotline. Shocking behaviour.

[full back]

About 15 years ago, some tool in the pub told me Kevin Spacey was Kaizer Sose before I'd seen the movie. Jesus wept, how callous.

You must have been taking the p1ss out of him for drinking Corona, which means you deserved it

[Chrisowc]

Most places you're not allowed to bring your own and if they do they charge you cockage  

Some people happily pay cockage.  It takes all sorts.

[supersub]

Most places you're not allowed to bring your own and if they do they charge you cockage
 

Don't tell LB, he'll be settling down nicely with his manly pint of guiness and wouldn't want to be disturbed with cockage of any sort!!

[blewuporstuffed]

Most places you're not allowed to bring your own and if they do they charge you cockage
 

Don't tell LB, he'll be settling down nicely with his manly pint of guiness coke and wouldn't want to be disturbed with cockage of any sort!!

[longball]

Thanks BUOS didnt wanta have to correct them myself

[leenie]

That i missed all the escapades of the weekend..... 

did it get completely out of hand?