GaaBoard reveals 7 day plan to invade Norn Iron.

[A Quinn Martin Production]

Word is that a bunch of Southern shoppers have taken Asda in Enniskillen and are waiting for reinforcements and the start of a 3 for 2 offer on Power's.

[Denn Forever]

I'm ready to go, Just need to get some jungle juice in this thing and i'm away....... anyone know where i have to go??

We've cut all the grass sir.

Note: Crosskeys Motors still await Purchase Orders.  Doin' nothing until we get them.

[The Real Laoislad]

Magpie Seanie & Stephenite have a meeting to plan their next attack



Shamrock Shore,Laoislad and Billy Boots head off into battle,reports say the people of Armagh won't be expecting a black Longford man,the element of surprise will be used in our favour

[The Subbie]

Magpie Seanie & Stephenite have a meeting to plan their next attack



Shamrock Shore,Laoislad and Billy Boots head off into battle,reports say the people of Armagh won't be expecting a black Longford man,the element of surprise will be used in our favour

Typical soft southern puff come to a fight with yer louis vitton bag

[Hereiam]

I'm going to ask it...... Who are we fightin against

[Denn Forever]

We'll make it up as we go along.

Typical soft southern puff come to a fight with yer louis vitton bag   

I know.  They thought that us Cavan lads would have Cabs

[EC Unique]

I'm going to ask it...... Who are we fightin against

Freeing the occupied 6 I would guess.

Troops would need to be carefull on the Dungannon Ballygawley road. Tailbacks due to new motorway are terrible and supplies of fuel for the 135s could run out.

[The Real Laoislad]

Magpie Seanie & Stephenite have a meeting to plan their next attack



Shamrock Shore,Laoislad and Billy Boots head off into battle,reports say the people of Armagh won't be expecting a black Longford man,the element of surprise will be used in our favour

Typical soft southern puff come to a fight with yer louis vitton bag

Its all part of the masterplan to lull them into a false sense of security,anyway they are fake,Shamrock Shore bought them off some fella in Tallaght

[bingobus]

I'm going to ask it...... Who are we fightin against

Its easy, you're either with us or against us! Choose your sides carefully   

[muppet]

Latest news......

O'Neill is facing fierce resistance in Lisburn but expects to take it by tonight.

Ziggy's news is not so good.

Southern Politicians are lining up to take credit for the early successes. 'Harney's Army rumbles on' is the headline in the Herald. Word from Limerick is that Willie O'Dea and a midwest sub-unit are trying to conquer a 'Boots' chemist shop. 'We Shall fight them over Beachams.....' said Mr O'Dea in an affidavit.

Meanwhile the Rossies were driven out of Sligo by Sligonian in a rearguard action and are camped in Rooskey. Beard is now in command and is promising to march on Cookstown overnight to make up for earlier disasters.

[Doogie Browser]

Any Donegal patriots remember to keep an eye out for the diesel dippers around the border!

[ONeill]

Lisburn has been sacked.

http://www.plantationgospelhall.org.uk/Fire%20of%20Lisburn.html

Moving on to Stoneyford.

Having trouble with Fearon though. Stops at every feckin KFC:

[give her dixie]

Following a lengthy battle, Clontibret is now free and secure.
The N2 is now re opened

[trileacman]

Lisburn updates:

O'Neill encounters some tough resistance,



meaning he has to call on the reserves.



In related news, looting and joyriding have carried on as usual across the province.

[give her dixie]

On his way home from battle, Tony had to carry his ass on his shoulders.