Farting whilst in the company of your girlfriend/boyfriend.

mournerambler · February 02, 2010, 11:51:36 PM

Would it be fair to say that if you are comfortable breaking wind in the presence of your girlfriend/boyfriend that you are in love with them if you feel this is acceptable?

ziggysego · February 02, 2010, 11:53:42 PM

I did once. She farted back in my face

EagleLord · February 02, 2010, 11:54:19 PM

I still wouldnt be too fond of it now to be honest! No matter how meant to be me and her are. I still get embarressed. Only place farting in front of people is acceptable is whe nyour with the lads, and its funny!

takeyourownpath · February 02, 2010, 11:55:14 PM

farting when sleeping is the only acceptable time!

mournerambler · February 02, 2010, 11:57:20 PM

Quote from: ziggysego on February 02, 2010, 11:53:42 PM
I did once. She farted back in my face

Thats what happens when you go for doggy style ziggy

Caid · February 02, 2010, 11:58:44 PM

Na you shouldnt be farting cos she'll only fart back and ye don't want that

Though one of mates has given his woman a dutch oven a few times and they're still going strong

Puckoon · February 02, 2010, 11:59:24 PM

Cant bring myself to do it in fairness. Although, if one were to slip out, it shouldnt smell the end of the relationship.

EagleLord · February 03, 2010, 12:04:48 AM

It might not smell the end, but I would encourage a clear-the-air talk...

JUst retired · February 03, 2010, 08:16:53 AM

I was in company one time and farted. I was given a severe telling off for doing it in front of the bosses wife. I tried to explain that I did`nt know it was her turn.

mikasas · February 03, 2010, 08:32:27 AM

I hate it! Two previous girlfriends did and it really annoyed me! Current girlfriend doesn't but in fairness there is always 1 that slips out once every so often.

Silky · February 03, 2010, 10:32:57 AM

This is disgusting.

The Subbie · February 03, 2010, 11:01:16 AM

Quote from: mikasas on February 03, 2010, 08:32:27 AM
I hate it! Two previous girlfriends did and it really annoyed me! Current girlfriend doesn't but in fairness there is always 1 that slips out once every so often.

FAAAACCCCKKKK when did wimmen start farting

stpauls · February 03, 2010, 11:44:23 AM

i do it all the time, though she is worse than me!!

theskull1 · February 03, 2010, 11:59:03 AM

Have a friend I work with who mentioned that it does not bother him or his missus if he takes a dump whilst she is in the bath. Have not been able to see them in the same light since. Wild

Asal Mor · February 03, 2010, 12:25:19 PM

It gives me stomach pains if I hold them in so I discreetly lift the duvet and fart away from the bed.