Weddings

[Doogie Browser]

Those gimps that organize a "sweep" for guessing the length of the speeches are something else.

I f**king hate those tossers too!

[sammymaguire]

no fatfella - I got it. But my reaction remains the same. See Fergie bites his nails something terra

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Someone needs to get Fergie nose trimmers for Christmas!

[haranguerer]

Those gimps that organize a "sweep" for guessing the length of the speeches are something else.

I f**king hate those t**sers too!

Its like a lot of things, the first time it was done it was probably funny, the second, not so much, at this point its sad as f**k.

[thebigfella]

no fatfella - I got it. But my reaction remains the same. See Fergie bites his nails something terra

Very clever, a play on my name. Now that is funny.

[sammymaguire]

just a wee dig, BIG fellas are normally fat - no harm meant if you are just big, in case you might beat me up 

I take that back bigfella, those sort of insinuations are like cyber-bullying and since I wrote it I have been feeling bad. I was only joking with you and I hope you did not take my comments to heart.

My apologies.

[thebandit]

Seriously though.... how much should you give for an evening invitation?

[redhugh]

Seriously though.... how much should you give for an evening invitation?

£5 and a bottle of Blue Nun should sort it.

[Rois]

How much should you spend on a present 

At least £100.

this is an old topic... everyone has their own opinion

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I remember the last discussion - didn't think anyone would take the bait!

[saffron sam2]

Those gimps that organize a "sweep" for guessing the length of the speeches are something else.

I f**king hate those t**sers too!

Its like a lot of things, the first time it was done it was probably funny, the second, not so much, at this point its sad as f**k.

I won it at my wedding. Had to ad lib a wee bit though.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

the "sweep" thing......on the other hand you have the "keys" thing........that wan cracks me up every time i swear

its like theyre sayin the wife is a ho'bag innit

[thebigfella]

just a wee dig, BIG fellas are normally fat - no harm meant if you are just big, in case you might beat me up 

I take that back bigfella, those sort of insinuations are like cyber-bullying and since I wrote it I have been feeling bad. I was only joking with you and I hope you did not take my comments to heart.

My apologies.

None taken, 6ft and under 10 stone at the moment so i'll not be beating you up  Sure a big gust of wind knocks me off my feet.

[The Real Laoislad]

Those gimps that organize a "sweep" for guessing the length of the speeches are something else.

I f**king hate those t**sers too!

+1

[Treasurer]

Those gimps that organize a "sweep" for guessing the length of the speeches are something else.

I f**king hate those t**sers too!

+1

You can now even get a "kit" from Paddy Power for this - they were left on the table at a recent wedding I was at.

[The Real Laoislad]

Those gimps that organize a "sweep" for guessing the length of the speeches are something else.

I f**king hate those t**sers too!

+1

You can now even get a "kit" from Paddy Power for this - they were left on the table at a recent wedding I was at.

Oh Jesus what a pair of ****s
I also hate when the bestman/Groom actually makes a comment about it in their speech
One wedding I was at the groom actually had a stopwatch in front of him and started going on about the length of the speeches for those betting on them
I thought it was pretty tacky to be honest