Mis-heard song lyrics

[Orior]

Everytime I hear Phil Collins singing Invisible Touch (she seems to have an invisible touch yeah) I hear him saying

"and now its seems err tough shit"

[screenexile]

Ken Lee is still my favourite of them all!!!!

Ken Lee

[Lecale2]

I love the "4 proud prodestants of Ulster" that they sing at the rugby.

[Orior]

Or Ray Parker Jr and the Ghostbusters theme

"If there's something, in your neighborhood"
"Who ya gonna call - those bastards!"

[Square Ball]

Queen

Bohemian Rhapsody

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard for me

[ardal]

Fairytale of new york

"you took my dreams from me,
I took them from Whitley bay..."

"And the boys from the NY Keady choir
sang Galway bay"

[Lar Naparka]

How 'bout:
"Olive, the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
Wouldn't let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games?"

[The Real Laoislad]

Meatloaf : Bat out of Hell

Misheard.:

Im gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a Cilla Black fan on a bike

Lyrics:

Im gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike

[heganboy]

a maghery man who will go unnamed has a special talent for this sort of thing:

while dancing with a special friend "oooh you are a lady" he whispered into her ear to yes you've guessed it- Dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith.

And the same fella, while we were all in the car en route to a match started belting out "ireland's Industry" evidently a personal favourite of his.  He wasn't that big a fan when he found out it was called "island's in the stream"

[SidelineKick]

You will not find a better one than Shania Twain's "I feel like a woman"

Actual words - "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight"

Sounds like - "I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night"

Go listen!

Another good one from a fella I used to work with:

"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you can't love a bad man."

[T Fearon]

"Waiting for a star to fall". sounds uncannily like waiting for a soda farl.

Also Billy Ocean's "When the going gets tough", sounds like go and get stuffed

[ONeill]

I remember a time in the Bot (maybe 2000 - it was the day Utd beat Arsenal 6-1) and there was a bit of dancing downstairs. 'You Can Make Me Whole Again' by some girl band was on - Atomic Kittens? There was a fella in a wheelchair busting moves but women were fairly moving away from him in their droves. I made my way over as I knew him. He was singing ' you can lick my hole again'.

[Billys Boots]

My little brother was convinced that 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' was actually 'Toenails and Chips of the Heart', at the time.

[longrunsthefox]

My Dad was Johhny Cash mad and for longest time as a kid I thought it was, 'Sam Quinn-I hate every inch of you... Sam Quinn may you rot and burn in hell".... 

[saffron sam2]

Or the children who add the portly celibate "Round John Virgin" to Silent Night.