Mis-heard song lyrics

Started by Orior, March 18, 2009, 09:00:38 PM

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ardmhachaabu08

Quote from: Larry Duff on March 20, 2009, 02:14:52 AM
Heard from a Liverpool fan singing You'll Never Walk Alone
"....and don't be afraid of the dog" :D
SHOCK, A SCOUSER SAID THIS???

Gwen Stefanis "holla back girl"   -   I aint no harlem black girl
Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann

Myles Na G.

The 'mea culpa' bit in the old Latin mass. I've an older brother who used to piously recite: 'me a cowboy, me a cowboy, me a mexican cowboy'.

BennyHarp

The Stranglers - "Gordon Brown, texture like sun"
That was never a square ball!!

saffron sam2

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction

"Tell Eddie Waring there ain't no salvation". instead of "To anywhere and there ain't no salvation".
the breathing of the vanished lies in acres round my feet

5 Sams

The Police - Message in a Bottle

Real Lyrics -
A year has passed since I wrote my note


We sang -
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
60,61,68,91,94
The Aristocrat Years

Ulick

Quote from: Myles Na G. on March 23, 2009, 07:19:42 AM
The 'mea culpa' bit in the old Latin mass. I've an older brother who used to piously recite: 'me a cowboy, me a cowboy, me a mexican cowboy'.

Unless he was a priest and a dumb one at that, he couldn't have been that pious - in the Latin Mass the priest says the Confiteor on his own, no one else recites it.

Ulick


Dougal Maguire

In the Horslips song 'I'll be waiting'  Real line -  But  I'm no actor, could never say a line to save my life' Sounds like - But I'm a w**ker, could never say a line to save my life.

Also ABBA Sooper Trooper - I was sick and tired of every thing when I called you last night from Tesco

Its hard to type when you've had a few
Careful now

Lann Bheag

Madonna
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time

anglocelt39

Joe Jackson sang in Sunday Papers all those years ago...............if you wanna know bout the news exposition or was it new sex position, depends on what you are reading I suppose
Undefeated at the Polo Grounds

King Kenny

Paul Young

Every time you go away,
You take a piece of meat with you.

Lar Naparka

There is a carol with the line, "Gladly, this cross I'd bear" that the late Gerry Ryan used to sing in church at Christmas time. He once said that he and his mates were convinced they were singing about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.
Nil Carborundum Illegitemi

BarryBreensBandage

From Disco 2000 by Pulp:

"oh Deborah do you recall, your house was very small, with woodchip on the wall...."

Always thought the line was "with birdshit on the wall....."
"Some people say I am indecisive..... maybe I am, maybe I'm not".

ross4life

Bon Jovi It's my Life

My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way

I thought it was...like frankenstein
The key to success is to be consistently competitive -- if you bang on the door often it will open

Puckoon

From the Pearl Jam classic:

Glorified version of a pellet gun

I used to think it was "Lost my virgin on a pelican"