Mis-heard song lyrics

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REM song, Sindwinder Sleeps

"Tony try wake her up" instead of "Call me when you try wake her up"

[Hardy]

That ould bat Maxi on the wireless one morning (I was just flicking through, OK?) as Elvis was fading down comes out with "Yeah - everybody in the wholesale block was dancin to the jailhouse rock".

You'd have to wonder about her concept of jail.

[Billys Boots]

You'd have to wonder about her concept of jail.

A long weekend in the cash & carry?

[winsamsoon]

When your in love with a beautiful women it's hard classic by Dr Hook

[Eoghan Mag]

The Saw Doctors have a song called To win just once and the words 'to win just once' sound like 'two injured sawns'.

[Oraisteach]

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up in a douche!!!!   

OOOH

[ziggysego]

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'

[Larry Duff]

Heard from a Liverpool fan singing You'll Never Walk Alone
"....and don't be afraid of the dog"

[carribbear]

Pearl Jam's Mike McCready reportedly made a faux pas with this Kiss classic
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and part of every day."

[Armin Tamzarian]

probably not misheard but a lad from dungiven (sur) that i used to work with would play ac/dc all day and sing

"it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll" in place of
"it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll"


come to think of it another classic from him was "pictures of you, fingering me". (the last goodnight)

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Blinded by the light
Wrapped up in a douche!!!!   

Heard that on the radio this morning & was thinking what the fcuk it meant

[ONeill]

That old Christmas hymn 'I detest fiddles'.

I can't be arsed googling the Latin -adeste fideles?

[rrhf]

Used to hog the dancefloor with only women clapping and cheering my every move to that funky tune it's a rainy day.  I always felt the original writers should have sued geri hallewell when she changed the lyrics

[Doogie Browser]

Bryan Adams & Mel C - 'even food can taste like you'

[Puckoon]

Westlife - "For me its waking up inside you"