Northern Ireland Towns and Villages Puzzle

[Orior]

Was the Queen amused when she crossed here (Two Words)  Liztickled Bridge?

[Tony Baloney]

Was the Queen amused when she crossed here (Two Words)  Liztickled Bridge?

Of course. Victoria Bridge.

[Hurler on the Bitch]

2 Found in Sandwiches........... MAYO
4 Number 1 UK chart hit from 1972.... TIPPERARY
12 A stretched cortina, KA, etc LONGFORD

1st Prize .... two tickets to the Northern Ireland vs Poland game....... (applicants must live in Northern Ireland .. (north of the line from Dublin to Galway)

2 CORRECT
4 SHOITE
12 CORRECT

[mountainboii]

5 The type of 'nice' that people from the Malone Road are....

Offaly

Thats them all. Where are my tickets?

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

4. Clair (for Clare)

[Hurler on the Bitch]

well done afs - phone 07891338789352.. when the person answers say the magic words "Sammy and Norman are leading the parade" ... if the person says "Wha?" just say "Norn Iron ve Poland mo chara ..."   ..   ... the person will hang up at this stage but will phone you back within the hour to confirm the tickets ..at this stage just say the further magic words - "the fennian fecker is lying in the ditch" - and BINGO! ..  all you will need is an "Ulster Flag" and an ability to say "Bout ye oul hand" ....