Great Phrases

[longball]

wouldnt say boo to a goose! i dont no what this is all about has anyone ever tried this?

[gawa316]

For someone you don't like

'May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arse and use your dingle berrys to bate the balls of ye!'

[lurganblue]

i can remember on the rice crispy (gypsy) women thread a while ago someone posted

"she's seen more helmets than hitler"

thought that was brilliant

[canice lynch]

When ye ask someone for money that they dont have!
"You cant take knickers aff a bare arse"
"Like getting blood out of a stone"
"You cant whistle without an upper lip"

When yer quiet thirsty
"Jez im dry as a nuns c**t"

When something is very hard
"Its as hard as a whores heart"

When yer hungry
"Jez id eat the snotters of a corpse"

[Lecale2]

Watching a match in the pub - lad shouts to a fella at the front "would ye sit at peace; your up and down like a whore's draws!"

[lurganblue]

i once heard a monaghan man come out with the spake...

"i was as full as a gypsies tit!"

[Roger]

Needing the toilet: "My back teeth are floating".

A Curse: "May all the hairs on your arse turn to drumsticks and bate the hole aff ye".

About someone with large gap in their teeth: "He could eat a nun's arse through the chapel railings".

To lady waiting for taxi: " Here love, bend over and I'll drive ye home".

[bredaghgael86]

'he is about as useful as an arsehole on your elbow'

[SidelineKick]

"I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire."

[WaterBoy]

when going for a shit

"I have to go and drop the cosbys off at the pool"

When hungover

"Im as sick as a small hospital"

About somebody you dont like

"Sure you couldnt like him if you breast fed him"

[winsamsoon]

"How's your ma for blocks"

someone with a big nose

"He could smoke a fag in the shower"

Someone with a small langer

"It not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean"

"I have 12 stone to push it in with"

"It's a hard wee worker"

"Like two peas and a Hanky"

Waste of a dick


or someone with a big one

"If he ever lost a leg he could always hang a boot on it"


"Like a babies arm"

[fitzroyalty]

"you couldn't love him if ye rared him"

"she's been cocked more times than john wayne's gun" or
"she's seen more cockends than weekends"

"a face on her like a well-chewed chip"

whenever you see a looker on the street, shout "dirttyyyyy!"

[C_Berg_316]

after commenting about bowls in the bad sports thread:

"like watching paint dry"

[Franko]

Fella rings into our work one day and says he cant come in cos he's sick.

Boss asks him "Well how sick are you?"

His unforgettable reply...

"I'm brave and sick... I'm in bed with my sister..."

Close to wind but I thought it was a cracker!  Needless to say the boss asked no more questions.

[Tyrones own]

"Enter it with your hand and bate it in with your hole""

Still laughing at Ghandi's flip flop though

What's with the duplicates?