Great Phrases

stephenite · February 12, 2009, 09:37:44 PM

Quote from: DirtyDozen12 on February 12, 2009, 09:36:43 PM
Someone who is tight with money, ie C'Berg

- He would'nt spend Christmas
- He still has his communion money
- he has more money than God

He'd peel an orange in his pocket

Puckoon · February 12, 2009, 09:39:53 PM

She could breastfeed a creche.

Open yer eyes Man · February 12, 2009, 09:58:58 PM

Quote from: hardstation on February 12, 2009, 09:49:07 PM
Another strange one.

"He/she would eat shite". for someone being fat but cute. "He would eat shite and you wouldn't know it".

The Real Laoislad · February 12, 2009, 10:02:03 PM

I'd ride you sideways

brokencrossbar1 · February 12, 2009, 10:06:18 PM

He should be shot with a ball of his own dung.

maggie · February 12, 2009, 10:17:26 PM

"Drive her like you stole her"

The Real Laoislad · February 12, 2009, 10:23:24 PM

She has a face like a bulldog eating a bag of wasps

gawa316 · February 12, 2009, 10:25:22 PM

Workman no. 1, 'Jaysus this ain't easy.'

workman no. 2, 'Sure if it was easy, wouldn't we be all doing it.'

The Real Laoislad · February 12, 2009, 10:33:55 PM

If there's grass on the field you can play it...

fred the red · February 12, 2009, 10:38:36 PM

'lob it in to me boy'

cork mucksavage et al

2005

Karl Kennedy · February 12, 2009, 10:48:51 PM

A drunk person:

'Full as a bingo bus'!

aroundincircles · February 12, 2009, 10:50:07 PM

When there is thatch on the roof it is time for a tenant!!!!!!!!!!

thebandit · February 12, 2009, 10:53:14 PM

To descrbe a particularly aesthetically-challenged (i.e. ugly) woman:

"She's as rough as a calf's first shite"

Tony Baloney · February 12, 2009, 11:59:16 PM

A fella I know when dosed with the horn would always say he had "wan a cat couldn't scratch!"

Another fella when describing a crap car always said he wouldn't keep a jack russell in it!

My tongue is like Gandhi's sandal.

Eoghan Mag · February 13, 2009, 12:25:03 AM

T'is as dark as the confessional in here!

'Your breaking the 12th commandment'
'What's that?'
'Working in the rain!'