Horse Outside

[Capt Pat]

As much as I'd hate to see X Factor get to the Christmas Number 1 again, I couldn't in all honesty bring myself to buy this garbage.

You`d still do the bridesmaid. 

Yeah but you just know shes a bitch.

[seafoid]

the bridesmaid is a fantastic actor. She can do respectable and trash, both very well.

[seafoid]

Rubberbandits - Horse Outside Lyrics

I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
............, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, anything goeS, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren ...... , in his Subaru
so what the f**k would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
http://lyricmv.blogspot.com/2010/12/rubberbandits-horse-outside-lyrics-and.html
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, f**k NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the f**kers up and down and give them one of these

I said f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the f**ker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tir na nOg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!

f**k your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
f**k your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

[EagleLord]

Unreal, everyone I've showed it to loved it. Yer man is a quere dancer, fuckin brilliant, the lyrics are quality, the video is really well done, whats not to like! I would rather anything get to number 1 before than xfactor, but i would love it if this tune got there.

[clarshack]

the bit about billie piper won it for me 

[Man Marker]

thats just so funny 

if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!

[Croí na hÉireann]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14TFUu_PxA8&feature=related

You have to listen to it twice, some chancer 

[Lecale2]

Played it on 2fm this morning and tipped it for No.1. As for the bridesmaid....

I take it they censored it?

[Puckoon]

There is a radio edit available on itunes. Havnt heard how it goes though.

[muppet]

Here is some info on the bridesmaid: http://www.broadsheet.ie/2010/12/11/the-bridesmaid-in-the-rubberbandits-video-is-madeline-mulqueen-youll-like-her/

[Lecale2]

Here is some info on the bridesmaid: http://www.broadsheet.ie/2010/12/11/the-bridesmaid-in-the-rubberbandits-video-is-madeline-mulqueen-youll-like-her/

Didn't read page 2, did you muppet?

[rrhf]

Brilliant 
This is whats needed this xmas. 

[muppet]

Here is some info on the bridesmaid: http://www.broadsheet.ie/2010/12/11/the-bridesmaid-in-the-rubberbandits-video-is-madeline-mulqueen-youll-like-her/

Didn't read page 2, did you muppet?

Nope, I'm strictly a page 3 man.

[Maguire01]

Dara O'Briain tweeted: People of Britain. You have X-factor Matt; this will be Ireland's Xmas no. 1. And it is genius.  

[sammymaguire]

Could they sing without the accents?

What would be the point in that?!

ye might be able to understand them...  nah, better off just hearing the fcuks!!