You know what really grinds my gears?

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ziggysego

Quote from: tyrone girl on May 16, 2011, 02:38:31 PM
Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket  ???

A machine for slicing.

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AZOffaly

Quote from: tyrone girl on May 16, 2011, 02:38:31 PM
Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket  ???

Thanks TG. I thought I was the only one. Is that another name for a knife?

Canalman

They are the machines you put your soda bread / viennesse roll etc into which slices them up for you. Usually has a big red emergency  stop button on it in case you mangle your hands in it. Thought they were common enough in the supermarkets.

Mea culpa.

muppet

Quote from: AZOffaly on May 16, 2011, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on May 16, 2011, 02:38:31 PM
Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket  ???

Thanks TG. I thought I was the only one. Is that another name for a knife?

I know what a slicing machine is on a golf course.
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wherefromreferee?

People in vehicles that don't turn off their engines as a funeral is walking past.
In your Endo!

ballinaman

When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

ziggysego

Quote from: ballinaman on May 17, 2011, 10:51:13 AM
When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

Drives me nuts. I'm not standing here for the good of my health!!
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Don Johnson

On that same note, idiots who stand at a pedestrian crossing having NOT pressed the button!

Tyrones own

Or better yet, pushing the button then proceed to run across against their light, leaving you to have to stop 3 secs later with no one there to cross !
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pintsofguinness

People who say "at the end of the day"
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Tubberman

Quote from: wherefromreferee? on May 17, 2011, 08:42:39 AM
People in vehicles that don't turn off their engines as a funeral is walking past.

Is bringing the car to a halt not enough?
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Tubberman

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Quote from: ballinaman on May 17, 2011, 10:51:13 AM
When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

I do that. I'm fully aware of how pointless it is, but I still do it for some reason.
I sometimes push it 2-3 times in quick succession - just to make sure, like!
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pintsofguinness

Quote from: Tubberman on May 29, 2011, 02:33:53 PM
Quote from: ballinaman on May 17, 2011, 10:51:13 AM
When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

I do that. I'm fully aware of how pointless it is, but I still do it for some reason.
I something push it 2-3 times in quick succession - just to make sure, like!
It's pointless pressing it at all in a lot of cases, it won't stop the traffic any quicker.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

pintsofguinness

Quote from: AZOffaly on May 16, 2011, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on May 16, 2011, 02:38:31 PM
Wtf is a slicing machine in a supermarket  ???

Thanks TG. I thought I was the only one. Is that another name for a knife?
Not quite a knife, no. but don't worry I'm sure Offaly will have them within a hundred years or so.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

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Quote from: Tubberman on May 29, 2011, 02:33:53 PM
Quote from: ballinaman on May 17, 2011, 10:51:13 AM
When people push the button at a pedestrian crossing when they have clearly seen you push it 2 seconds before.

I do that. I'm fully aware of how pointless it is, but I still do it for some reason.
I sometimes push it 2-3 times in quick succession - just to make sure, like!

I heard that in Dublin they on timers during the day and the button only makes a difference at night.
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.