Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 102 103 104 105 106 ... 730
User actions

new devil

#1545
April 08, 2011, 06:08:32 PM
I hate hearing things like that

Puckoon

#1546
April 08, 2011, 06:10:32 PM
Ear fellas - enough of that. This ear is a s ear ious story.

EagleLord

#1547
April 14, 2011, 12:50:47 AM
Did ye ever hear the likes of it!

BarryBreensBandage

#1548
April 14, 2011, 01:16:12 PM
F-earless posting from Laoislad
"Some people say I am indecisive..... maybe I am, maybe I'm not".

muppet

#1549
April 14, 2011, 01:51:20 PM
Quote from: BarryBreensBandage on April 14, 2011, 01:16:12 PM
F-earless posting from Laoislad

He hasn't a cluas.
MWWSI 2017

BarryBreensBandage

#1550
April 14, 2011, 02:02:14 PM
Quote from: muppet on April 14, 2011, 01:51:20 PM
Quote from: BarryBreensBandage on April 14, 2011, 01:16:12 PM
F-earless posting from Laoislad

He hasn't a cluas.

Can't beat that - you're the winn-ear
"Some people say I am indecisive..... maybe I am, maybe I'm not".

AlriteHorse

#1551
April 15, 2011, 06:44:06 AM
Jesus lads, a man loses his ear and all we have is the likes of Muppet coming in and acting the coch-lea.

(No offence Muppet, just picked a name at random from the page.)
Allez les bleus! Forza azzurri!

Fear ón Srath Bán

#1552
April 22, 2011, 12:14:23 AM
Bertie Ahern advises Nigeria on business

Here's an excerpt from his speech:

Well, as you're probably all aware by now we took our collective eye off the economic ball in Ireland, and as result they're, sorry, we're all fairly broke at this point. So the lesson for you all there is keep an eye on the economy and you won't go far wrong.

Anyways, that's enough of the bad news, now for some good news, and boy do I have a great opportunity for all of you great business people.

It so happens that I am a direct descendant of one Brian Boru, one time King of Ireland who, though he fought very valiantly in the Battle of Clontarf, was ultimately unsuccessful, and he died. Before he died, however, he passed on details of great wealth that he had accumulated over his lifetime to a forebear of mine, and as luck would have it, incredibly, I have just been made aware of his vast wealth.

In order to release this massive wealth, which is all very securely held in timelocked vaults all over the world, I need to enrol as many Nigerians, i.e., yourselves, as possible to share in it -- this was one of his deathbed stipulations, it had to be Nigerian business people. So if you'd all just like to write down your names and bank account details immediately on this  piece of paper that I'm passing around a great fortune awaits you...
Carlsberg don't do Gombeenocracies, but by jaysus if they did...

ziggysego

#1554
May 16, 2011, 10:53:27 PM
Margaret Thatcher had an Irish Grandmother?!?!?
Testing Accessibility

muppet

#1555
May 16, 2011, 10:57:59 PM
Here is the only known picture:


MWWSI 2017

5 Sams

#1558
May 25, 2011, 03:32:50 PM
60,61,68,91,94
The Aristocrat Years
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 102 103 104 105 106 ... 730
User actions