Things that make you go What the F**k?

[johnnycool]

So Beattie would be a shit comedian as welll!

The 80's called and want their joke back.

[imtommygunn]

Some outrage by some alliance party politicians. Sorcha Eastwood (it is eastwood isn't it?) going mad on social media about it.

[RedHand88]

Some outrage by some alliance party politicians. Sorcha Eastwood (it is eastwood isn't it?) going mad on social media about it.

Told the story to a few female friends who weren't aware of it or the joke.
They all laughed.

[Milltown Row2]

Some outrage by some alliance party politicians. Sorcha Eastwood (it is eastwood isn't it?) going mad on social media about it.

About the smell of a brothel or Poots wife might know the smell of a brothel?

[imtommygunn]

I don't think it can be narrowed down. Everything seems to be the answer.

[Milltown Row2]

It was on the radio on the way into work and he was chatting to that clampit Nolan, I never heard the joke or the context of it either, but you'd have thought he was calling his wife a prostitute, I thought this will be bad, and Nolan was asking about how his wife felt and family and blah blah blah, like he really gives a hoot!

So now that Ive read the 'joke' WTF Doug will be cancelled now from the cancel brigade, pitchforks at the ready

[imtommygunn]

Tbh it's worked out well for the DUP. Beattie ws playing to the masses on social media and has now undone that all.

[Milltown Row2]

Tbh it's worked out well for the DUP. Beattie ws playing to the masses on social media and has now undone that all.

Like Poots hasnt said anything that would be 'upsetting'

[imtommygunn]

Ai but anyone who votes Poots doesn't do so because he's inoffensive and more middle ground.

[lurganblue]

Dougie should have stuck to complaining about green white and yellow Gaelic football nets in Lurgan.

[Rois]

Ridiculous reaction to this "joke", but dear god Doug, what were you at?? 
He's been known to enjoy a drink or two, maybe that influenced his decision to share it?

[Jeepers Creepers]

Ridiculous reaction to this "joke", but dear god Doug, what were you at?? 
He's been known to enjoy a drink or two, maybe that influenced his decision to share it?

Drink could be the only reason to find this joke was worthy of putting pen to paper (or finger to keyboard)!

[Tony Baloney]

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-of-ireland/body-of-elderly-man-taken-to-post-office-and-attempt-made-to-claim-pension-41266235.html

It gets better - the nephew didn't know he was dead 

https://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/man-who-took-uncle-carlow-22851434

[yellowcard]

The absolute irony of Poots claiming that it was a joke from the 1980's when he is the quintessential 17th century man. Doug Beattie has used Social Media to his great advantage so far but his judgement was really poor here. Anybody with a modicum of intelligence could have predicted there would be an element of faux outrage following that tweet. It was a brutal joke as well. 

[Jeepers Creepers]

All Dougs oul tweets being dug out now. Brain fart moment from Doug.