Things that make you go What the F**k?

[under the bar]

Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Her name is Pamela Stephenson. When she was 16 she was raped by a 35 year old heroin  addict in Australia and contracted an std. She concealed this from her parents, who kicked her out of the house when they found out about the std.

Made her name on Not the Nine O'Clock News

American Express.....?  ( . )( . )

[Denn Forever]

She is a very reputable psychologist in the US.

[Orior]

Billy connolly's wife is the blonde "bimbo" in superman 3.

Her name is Pamela Stephenson. When she was 16 she was raped by a 35 year old heroin  addict in Australia and contracted an std. She concealed this from her parents, who kicked her out of the house when they found out about the std.

Made her name on Not the Nine O'Clock News

American Express.....?  ( . )( . )

And for those that didn't understand............. "and would you like to rub my tits too?"

[Lar Naparka]

The inquiry ordered by the Fine Gael party into Maria Bailey's compensation claim was made public today and Leo Varadker has removed poor Maria as chairwoman of the Oireachtas Housing Committee as a result. That means a €9,500 a year hit for her but her friend Josepha Madigan may be in trouble too.
Seems she gave the initial legal advice to Bailey.
The only thing about this that surprises me is that the Opposition party have had so little to say on the matter so far. Must have been waiting for the FG report to be made  public.
I have a feeling that this is going to change rapidly.

[Dire Ear]

Boris Johnson becoming PM

[Targetman]

Jennifer Lopez is 50!!

[Square Ball]

Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

[playwiththewind1st]

Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

[Orior]

Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Or a software test engineer who inadvertently left the system running.

[brokencrossbar1]

Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Or a software test engineer who inadvertently left the system running.

Or Syferus....

[MoChara]

https://abc13.com/society/man-learns-moms-body-sold-to-military-detonated/5430888/

[Tony Baloney]

Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

[armaghniac]

Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Faced with living in Lurgan they probably committed Hari Kiri.

[illdecide]

Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Lough Neagh fly's...we bastids, ya wanna try cycling into them...brutal

[Tony Baloney]

Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Lough Neagh fly's...we bastids, ya wanna try cycling into them...brutal

Have never seen that before. At first I thought it was smoke ahead from a lorry and then there was just cloud after cloud of them. I've seen the wee cnuts years ago at Oxford Island but yes driving into definitely preferable to cycling