Things that make you go What the F**k?

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:06:14 PM

Quote from: ziggysego on May 15, 2008, 10:03:53 PM
You should have knocked.

...one out? I did

ziggysego · May 15, 2008, 10:07:30 PM

Quote from: Surreal Steve on May 15, 2008, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on May 15, 2008, 10:03:53 PM
You should have knocked.

...one out? I did

To the gay porn?

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:08:48 PM

No, to my mate cracking off. I let him jizz all over my arse too when he was finished

Minder · May 15, 2008, 10:10:21 PM

Quote from: Surreal Steve on May 15, 2008, 10:08:48 PM
No, to my mate cracking off. I let him jizz all over my arse too when he was finished

Didhe wipe his dick on the curtain on the way out?

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:11:09 PM

No, he didnt need to get out as it was his room.

ziggysego · May 15, 2008, 10:11:44 PM

So why did you go in there in the first place?

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:12:20 PM

I heard the moaning and wondered wtf was going on

ziggysego · May 15, 2008, 10:13:40 PM

Could you not nearly have guessed?

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:14:55 PM

Aye but my i had lobache so wanted to go in and spit out my load

ziggysego · May 15, 2008, 10:16:43 PM

So you went into your gay flatmate's bedroom, from where you hear moaning? OK.

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:18:33 PM

Correct. Id ride you too ziggy, youre a cute wee hoor

ziggysego · May 15, 2008, 10:19:10 PM

Good job I'm always sitting then!

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:21:00 PM

Me on top babes? Now, wouldnt that be something to see!

ziggysego · May 15, 2008, 10:23:22 PM

I see why they call you surreal.

Surreal Steve · May 15, 2008, 10:24:53 PM

I like things completely different. Maybe you could jump in my car someday hunnibunni