Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Denn Forever]

Loretta Lynn was married at 13.  Hard to imagine that now.  More what the f**k was that she had 4 children by the time she was 18.

[LeoMc]

First Mrs Browns boys now Citizen Khan!

Can we expect Allo Allo and the Black and White Minstrel show back soon?
Has John Terry taken over as BBC scheduler?

[maggie]

People who would set fire to a dog. Can't put the link to the story using this not so smartphone but it was horrible to see how they left the poor wee dog.

[here comes 6]

Rooney out for at least a month due to a cut in his leg?  A USA runner ran 200mtrs with a broken leg and he F**king out?  Too much f**king money

[Forever Green]

Rooney out for at least a month due to a cut in his leg?  A USA runner ran 200mtrs with a broken leg and he F**king out?  Too much f**king money

f**king awful, isn`t it? Some of these tubes need to come over and watch a good hurling game

[Puckoon]

I had an early start this morning so I thought I'd listen to a bit of the radio from home. Liveline etc..

Anyway, the show ended so I thought I'd give Tubridy a turn. Sweet mother of Jesus. He just said that play school was university for Dwarves.

Not to mention the poor caller who said she contracted gum disease from her ex, and now refused to kiss her current boyfriend because she didn't want to give him gum disease.

WTF.

[Minder]

The "Cheque Centre" in the Park Centre in West Belfast with a sign in the window - "Now cashing school uniform grants".

[ONeill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBOm10kDVdQ

[seafoid]

This is a macabre update on the good Samaritan

http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/features/how-israeli-negligence-led-to-the-death-of-a-palestinian-car-thief-1.413555

[armaghniac]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-kills-husband-by-mistake-16209389.html

[Hardy]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-kills-husband-by-mistake-16209389.html

I think I'm going to subscribe to the BT. I went in to have a look at this story and I've never seen so many great headlines in the one place:

•   Prince Harry 'naked for long time'
•   Killer footballer used two knives
•   A Mysterious Lady Wakes Up Dead
•   Irish speaking PSNI officer stuns bigot
and the most far-fetched of all:
•   Andy Murray beats Novak Djokovic to win US Open

I'm saving reading about "Irish speaking PSNI officer stuns bigot" as a little treat for myself later on.

[Bingo]

LMFM radio station do a "deal" section and email out details, got one with a good offer for the Fiddlers Elbow in Carrickmacross - of the Banty and Slasher fame. Great deal today - meal for 2 from their 4 course sel menu for €30, normally €50.

But the line in the promo about the restaurant near cracked me up. It was as follows:

"Famous with GAA fans, this Family owned business attracts 1000's during the football season in the hope that they might meet a member of the Mc Enaney Family."

 

[Hardy]

Why does that not surprise me?

[ziggysego]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-kills-husband-by-mistake-16209389.html

I think I'm going to subscribe to the BT. I went in to have a look at this story and I've never seen so many great headlines in the one place:

•   Prince Harry 'naked for long time'
•   Killer footballer used two knives
•   A Mysterious Lady Wakes Up Dead
•   Irish speaking PSNI officer stuns bigot
and the most far-fetched of all:
•   Andy Murray beats Novak Djokovic to win US Open

I'm saving reading about "Irish speaking PSNI officer stuns bigot" as a little treat for myself later on.

Saw these two articles when I clicked the link

• Amish women 'coerced into sex'
• My year of hell, by man falsely accused of indecency with horse

[Bingo]

Why does that not surprise me?

Never was a nightclub more aptly named - Vanity