You know what really grinds my gears?

[ziggysego]

It was true tyrone girl. I wasn't expecting to be put on the spot like that.

[Alco Pup]

Suddenly they all turned to me and said I've a free rein for 5 mins. Who do I want and what would I do. I blushed, got tongue tied and started muttering rubbish.

The gleering and mocking I got after that was relentless.

Feckin' women.

I used to work on a door, an the lads used to do that exact same thing to me cause they knew it was guaranteed blush.  They went outta their way to "educate" me 

[Overthebar!]

girl in the office complaing about us switching off a few lights for the projector screen to show the world cup!
says it is making her sleepy. catch a grip! on the bright side she is leaving in a few days...thank god!

[illdecide]

Women... again!

They were all talking about David Beckham today. About how fit he is and what they'd want to do to him. I happened to comment that I said was coming out with some of the things they were, about women, I'd get a slap from then.

Suddenly they all turned to me and said I've a free rein for 5 mins. Who do I want and what would I do. I blushed, got tongue tied and started muttering rubbish.

The gleering and mocking I got after that was relentless.

Feckin' women.

you should have pointed at a few of them and said "You, you & you" and then rubbed your groin area and winked

[Alco Pup]

I've no doubt this has prob been raised before, but feckin queue jumpers..
Sitting in a queue of traffic in the fast line of the M1, tailed back for one reason only.  Those feckers that drive up the slow lane and then expect to just go straight into the fast lane.  Never mind the people that have sat in the queue.  And the pillocks who let them in - wtf are you thinking?!?!?!  Block them out, don't let them in.
I don't sit in a feckin queue for 10 minutes just to let some arrogant up themeselves @rsehole sail on up and cut in front of me.   

[Franko]

I've no doubt this has prob been raised before, but feckin queue jumpers..
Sitting in a queue of traffic in the fast line of the M1, tailed back for one reason only.  Those feckers that drive up the slow lane and then expect to just go straight into the fast lane.  Never mind the people that have sat in the queue.  And the pillocks who let them in - wtf are you thinking?!?!?!  Block them out, don't let them in.
I don't sit in a feckin queue for 10 minutes just to let some arrogant up themeselves @rsehole sail on up and cut in front of me.   

Yeah that's a real gear grinder alright.  Although I think I be more annoyed by the soft c**ts who let these ones back in.  Grow a set and hold your ground!

[rolloutking]

girl in the office complaing about us switching off a few lights for the projector screen to show the world cup!
says it is making her sleepy. catch a grip! on the bright side she is leaving in a few days...thank god!

hatefull looking sour faced lazy kunt

[rolloutking]

kunt

[eggy bread]

People who don't use their indicators when driving, if I was in traffic cops I would 3 point the lot of them on every occassion especially these ones sitting at roundabouts, like where the feck are you going. 

[Doogie Browser]

People who don't use their indicators when driving, if I was in traffic cops I would 3 point the lot of them on every occassion especially these ones sitting at roundabouts, like where the feck are you going. 

+1
Experienced this twice on my way to work this morning, infuriating as fcuk.

[Celt_Man]

Hay fever... killing me today

[ziggysego]

Hay fever... killing me today

Me too. Feel like scratching my eyes out and I feel like a vessel has burst in my nose. Can't stop sneezing also. Horrible, horrible feeling.

[Celt_Man]

Hay fever... killing me today

Me too. Feel like scratching my eyes out and I feel like a vessel has burst in my nose. Can't stop sneezing also. Horrible, horrible feeling.

Sneezing, nose completely blocked and for some reason I'm thirsty as feck too... away to get something for it now

[Onion Bag]

I've no doubt this has prob been raised before, but feckin queue jumpers..
Sitting in a queue of traffic in the fast line of the M1, tailed back for one reason only.  Those feckers that drive up the slow lane and then expect to just go straight into the fast lane.  Never mind the people that have sat in the queue.  And the pillocks who let them in - wtf are you thinking?!?!?!  Block them out, don't let them in.
I don't sit in a feckin queue for 10 minutes just to let some arrogant up themeselves @rsehole sail on up and cut in front of me.   

Im sorry lads and lassies, i am one of these guilty people that do this,

Its all about timing, you have to try and slip back in whenever the traffic starts moving, lorries or other slow moving yokes are always a target,

[Alco Pup]

Go'an ye fecker ye.  What sort of car do you be driving so I can keep an eye out for you?
By jaysus you need to mind I'm not one of the people you try to cut up for I'll drive you off the feckin road!


Bet you don't use your indicators either?   

Some of these days I'm going to buy a monster truck and woe betide anyone who dares to try to cut me up, or not use indicators.....