You know what really grinds my gears?

[mournerambler]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned but here goes anyway, when you stand in a queue in a shop & the people in front of you hand over there purchases to the cashier after queing themselves for a while, why then when the cashier tells them the price do they suddenly start going through there pockets looking for money as if its a big shock that they have to pay for the goods.
Do they not realise that the chances are that when you get to the till that you may be asked for money to pay for the goods or am I being a little harsh

[pintsofguinness]

I thought theresagreen was your missus pints.

Nah, I don't try to be funny.

If she had to start with "he stands there in a sulk..." I'd be worried!

[pintsofguinness]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned but here goes anyway, when you stand in a queue in a shop & the people in front of you hand over there purchases to the cashier after queing themselves for a while, why then when the cashier tells them the price do they suddenly start going through there pockets looking for money as if its a big shock that they have to pay for the goods.
Do they not realise that the chances are that when you get to the till that you may be asked for money to pay for the goods or am I being a little harsh

It's probably been already mentioned by me, a dozen times.
Harsh? No, I believe they should be beat about the beat around the head.

[maggie]

boyfriends...

1) how sometimes they can embarrass you so much when they think they are being funny (but it is normally stupidity and you then feel foolish because you choose to go out with him) and you get the "oh god love her look" from others!

you must be feeling real foolish alright.

[leenie]

why are you with him?

if he makes you feel foolish...?

[pintsofguinness]

I am sure he can be changed.

hmmm probably not.


why do women think they can change men?

[ziggysego]

I am sure he can be changed. He does have some great qualities. Very romantic and i get flowers at least once a week from him.

And there in lays the problem with women.

[theresagreen]

for use of a better word "altered"!

why is it a problem if women want the perfect man?

[pintsofguinness]

No one is perfect.

[ziggysego]

Well said Pints. First time I've agreed with you in a loooong time.

[theresagreen]

it is better to strive for Perfection than to settle for Pedestrian

[ziggysego]

it is better to strive for Perfection than to settle for Pedestrian

Think of the poor male friend, who's shoulder your crying on!!!

[The Real Laoislad]

Women Golfers 
They are as bad as women drivers and have a lot in common with them

• They are slow
• They are totally unaware of anyone else around them

• They won't let you pass
• They think they are better than they are

• They nearly start crying when you shout at them

[johnneycool]

those f**kers from 'resource' or whatever they're called who clean the bus shelters have been parking on an urban clearway two mornings this week f**king up the traffic flow on the Newtownards road at 8.15am in the morning.

Time the coppers had a word in thier shell likes.

[Franko]

After reading more about them today... The f**king McCartney sisters...