You know what really grinds my gears?

[full back]

I think someone mentioned it before, but how the fcuk are there queues on the M1 out of Belfast every f**king evening

The roadworks slow people down but not to a f**king crawling speed for 5/6 miles

Really pissing me off and it's just as bad coming into Belfast in the mornings. I just don't get tailbacks. Drive on to f**k!

I've had to drive over the mountain the last few times, f**king roadworks!!And assholes in HGVs overtaking other HGVs! What's with that, takes them like ten mins! 

I would make all the HGV's take alternative routes

[muppet]

I think someone mentioned it before, but how the fcuk are there queues on the M1 out of Belfast every f**king evening

The roadworks slow people down but not to a f**king crawling speed for 5/6 miles

Really pissing me off and it's just as bad coming into Belfast in the mornings. I just don't get tailbacks. Drive on to f**k!

I've had to drive over the mountain the last few times, f**king roadworks!!And assholes in HGVs overtaking other HGVs! What's with that, takes them like ten mins! 

I would make all the HGV's take alternative routes

And route them all through Athy?

[full back]

I think someone mentioned it before, but how the fcuk are there queues on the M1 out of Belfast every f**king evening

The roadworks slow people down but not to a f**king crawling speed for 5/6 miles

Really pissing me off and it's just as bad coming into Belfast in the mornings. I just don't get tailbacks. Drive on to f**k!

I've had to drive over the mountain the last few times, f**king roadworks!!And assholes in HGVs overtaking other HGVs! What's with that, takes them like ten mins! 

I would make all the HGV's take alternative routes

And route them all through Athy?

Na, I was thinking Lisburn

[muppet]

I think someone mentioned it before, but how the fcuk are there queues on the M1 out of Belfast every f**king evening

The roadworks slow people down but not to a f**king crawling speed for 5/6 miles

Really pissing me off and it's just as bad coming into Belfast in the mornings. I just don't get tailbacks. Drive on to f**k!

I've had to drive over the mountain the last few times, f**king roadworks!!And assholes in HGVs overtaking other HGVs! What's with that, takes them like ten mins! 

I would make all the HGV's take alternative routes

And route them all through Athy?

Na, I was thinking Lisburn

Sadly every time I see the letters HGV................I think of Mary Harney. Help me please!

[downgirl]

I think someone mentioned it before, but how the fcuk are there queues on the M1 out of Belfast every f**king evening

The roadworks slow people down but not to a f**king crawling speed for 5/6 miles

Really pissing me off and it's just as bad coming into Belfast in the mornings. I just don't get tailbacks. Drive on to f**k!

Yea this is really annoying...I just don't get why the traffic actually comes to a standstill at some points when 2 lanes are still open???  How like??!!!  People being nosey feckers looking at the workers I suppose.  Does my head in, especially trying to get on the M1 at Stockman's Lane.  I actually go by Shaw's Bridge and Hillhall now and go on the motorway there; I dunno if it is shorter or longer but at least you are moving the whole time so it doesn't feel as long!!

[Farrandeelin]

People complaining when they've actually got motorways. You should see the turning, twisting windin roads I go on every morning around Pontoon!!!

[blewuporstuffed]

I think someone mentioned it before, but how the fcuk are there queues on the M1 out of Belfast every f**king evening

The roadworks slow people down but not to a f**king crawling speed for 5/6 miles

Really pissing me off and it's just as bad coming into Belfast in the mornings. I just don't get tailbacks. Drive on to f**k!

Yea this is really annoying...I just don't get why the traffic actually comes to a standstill at some points when 2 lanes are still open???  How like??!!!  People being nosey feckers looking at the workers I suppose.  Does my head in, especially trying to get on the M1 at Stockman's Lane.  I actually go by Shaw's Bridge and Hillhall now and go on the motorway there; I dunno if it is shorter or longer but at least you are moving the whole time so it doesn't feel as long!!

yesterday evening was a complete nightmare, 40 minutes to travel the 10 miles from belfast to  lisburn on the motorway, and then the traffic just seems to free up!
like someone said , i dont understand how the tailbacks are so bad when there are still 2 lanes open

[maddog]

Often wondered the same until i saw this show about it one night. Basically someone around Lisburn on motorway standing on the brakes can cause traffic to stand still several miles behind them. Its like a domino effect. Thats why all of a sudden it just starts to move again. Biggest offenders are the tailgating brigade. You know who you are.

[rolloutking]

Is there any other routes to avoid the traffic heading out of the city. Its really pissing me off now. The traffic is at a crawling speed from Broadway to Saintfield and what gets me even more is that the inside lane moves quicker than the outside one, which is meant to be the fast lane.

On a lighter note. Has anyone seen the worker on the M1 wearing the turban. I've seen him wearing a blue one and a yellow one this week. I thought it was regulation that everyone on a building site had to wear a hardhat.

[full back]

On a lighter note. Has anyone seen the worker on the M1 wearing the turban. I've seen him wearing a blue one and a yellow one this week. I thought it was regulation that everyone on a building site had to wear a hardhat.

There is more than one wearing a turban
Quite a number of workers on the motorway would be foreign

[ziggysego]

Jehovah's Witness 

[Archie Mitchell]

On my walk to and from work, I have to look at that f**king The Sun billboard with Terry Venables, Ian Wright and Harry f**king Redknapp on it. 5 f**king billboards in the space of a mile!!

[Tony Baloney]

On my walk to and from work, I have to look at that f**king The Sun billboard with Terry Venables, Ian Wright and Harry f**king Redknapp on it. 5 f**king billboards in the space of a mile!!

There is a billboard near the Athletic Grounds in Armagh with a great pair of tits on it with the slogan "Nice Headlamps" or something. Don't mind driving that way to work!

[pintsofguinness]

Cooking dinner for myself, picked up this breast of chicken in the shop of the way home, cooked it (nearly burnt it as I've a new cooker and it's much faster than the old one and I've burned nearly everything I've cooked since getting it), and it was looking good until I stuck the knife and fork in it and there was nothing in it only f**king bones and skin.  Wtf! not two mouthfuls of chicken! and I'm starving.

[Archie Mitchell]

On my walk to and from work, I have to look at that f**king The Sun billboard with Terry Venables, Ian Wright and Harry f**king Redknapp on it. 5 f**king billboards in the space of a mile!!

There is a billboard near the Athletic Grounds in Armagh with a great pair of tits on it with the slogan "Nice Headlamps" or something. Don't mind driving that way to work!

The same one used to greet me on the way home from work, then they went and changed it to Harry f**king Redknapp!! I supose you could say, they swapped 2 tits for 3 tits.