You know what really grinds my gears?

[ziggysego]

Nosey neighbours. Loud neighbours. Neighboursing out on the street sunbathing. Neighbours.

Everybody needs good neighbours.

[Fiodoir Ard Mhacha]

NIMBY, Ziggy. Now have little Ronaldo scoring goals against my fence.

[Denn Forever]

People waving those small hand flags.

[Asal Mor]

Mosquitoes flying into your ear when you're trying to sleep. Feck off and feast on my ankle if ya want.

[Eamonnca1]

Rubberneckers.

[ziggysego]

You fart on a first date.

[glens73]

James Nesbitt on adverts

[ziggysego]

James Nesbitt on adverts

[Cold tea]

His sideburns are getting ridiculous.

[muppet]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

[pullhard]

Rubberneckers.

agree with this, nosey F**ker. look ahead foot down!

[laoislad]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

[ballinaman]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

Only in certain positions....I can think of a serious red card offence

[laoislad]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

Only in certain positions....I can think of a serious red card offence

Straight red or two yellows? Or a black card maybe so she would have to let you have someone else until her suspension was served?

[ballinaman]

You fart on a first date.

It's worse if she farts.

If she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you then she's a keeper....

Only in certain positions....I can think of a serious red card offence

Straight red or two yellows? Or a black card maybe so she would have to let you have someone else until her suspension was served?

All valid points that need to be brought up at congress, Cork will probably reject everything as per usual.