You know what really grinds my gears?

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

I don't know Ziggy, between searching for indecent photos of blokes to trying to throw a leg over in an eatery. Everything OK? 

[ziggysego]

Feeling a bit confused these days FoSB 

[Puckoon]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

[longrunsthefox]

Getting your foot stuck on a chair. Was having a sandwich in Subways today and got my foot trapped in the back of the chair. Had to get a passerby in the place to free me. Right grumpy git he was too

I heard about that Ziggy... lmao 

[Puckoon]

Health insurance.

[pintsofguinness]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

[Tyrones own]

Straight is good pints....steady, not so good

[Tyrones own]

Health insurance.

Thought that was all in the past!

[The Real Laoislad]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

[pintsofguinness]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

[new devil]

  good man pints

[The Real Laoislad]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

Really? You needed help?
How odd...

What were you putting together as a matter of interest?

[pintsofguinness]

flat packed furniture aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its a great wedding present - although the couple don't realise at the time that you are doing them a favour by giving them the biggest test of their married lives: The co-assembly of flat without blood letting will ensure a marriage will stand the test of time.

no need to tell me, there was rows in my house, herself seems to be incapable of holding something steady and straight!!

You need a woman to help you assemble furniture...really 
Have you checked to see are your man bits still there 

I dont know about your "man bits" but mine didn't come with the 8 hands, so yes I needed help.

Really? You needed help?
How odd...

What were you putting together as a matter of interest?

It's a cabinet thing for the kitchen - it would have been fine but there's a wine rack thing on the bottom and you had to hold both sides of it, and lump of wood in the middle and about 6 slot things and a slide out shelf thing! in place while the side of the cabinet was screwed on to hold it all. 

[muppet]

10Km is still a lot of travelling for the car still to be considered new.

You'd be amazed the mileage you get from today's Ladas.

almost right... It does start with a L and end with a S...

220d?

[EagleLord]

When silly people fall down on to the train tracks ,therefore delaying all the other trains that want to head to that station, and makin my train journey, which was only meanta be 15mins, last 50mins! Near missed the dinner!