You know what really grinds my gears?

Started by corn02, June 02, 2007, 03:41:22 PM

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Orior

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mikehunt

Do nordie folks think cos they're south of the border, the rules of the road don't apply to them? Had the misfortune to be on the M1 Friday evening and the amount of fcukwittery by yellow regged cars. Now I know ye're all in a rush to get out but ffs, you don't own the f**king road. Do penalty points not apply to nordies with GB driving licences?

leenie

We just drive like that to annoy knobheads like you
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

mikehunt

Quote from: leenie on April 11, 2016, 03:49:54 PM
We just drive like that to annoy knobheads like you

Luckily I don't be on the M1 much but found myself thinking, these nordies are really aggressive drivers. Was wondering was it cos they were in a rush home. When I got up there I realised nah it couldn't be that.

oakleaflad

Quote from: mikehunt on April 11, 2016, 03:27:26 PM
Do nordie folks think cos they're south of the border, the rules of the road don't apply to them? Had the misfortune to be on the M1 Friday evening and the amount of fcukwittery by yellow regged cars. Now I know ye're all in a rush to get out but ffs, you don't own the f**king road. Do penalty points not apply to nordies with GB driving licences?
I can't let this slide. Try driving around a roundabout in Derry or Strabane and avoid a Donegal driver, you would be doing well.

lfdown2

Quote from: mikehunt on April 11, 2016, 03:57:25 PM
Quote from: leenie on April 11, 2016, 03:49:54 PM
We just drive like that to annoy knobheads like you

Luckily I don't be on the M1 much but found myself thinking, these nordies are really aggressive drivers. Was wondering was it cos they were in a rush home. When I got up there I realised nah it couldn't be that.

You were sitting in the overtaking lane, weren't ye?

mikehunt

Quote from: oakleaflad on April 11, 2016, 04:01:40 PM
Quote from: mikehunt on April 11, 2016, 03:27:26 PM
Do nordie folks think cos they're south of the border, the rules of the road don't apply to them? Had the misfortune to be on the M1 Friday evening and the amount of fcukwittery by yellow regged cars. Now I know ye're all in a rush to get out but ffs, you don't own the f**king road. Do penalty points not apply to nordies with GB driving licences?
I can't let this slide. Try driving around a roundabout in Derry or Strabane and avoid a Donegal driver, you would be doing well.

I would consider Donegal drivers nordies too.

mikehunt

Quote from: lfdown2 on April 11, 2016, 04:04:27 PM
Quote from: mikehunt on April 11, 2016, 03:57:25 PM
Quote from: leenie on April 11, 2016, 03:49:54 PM
We just drive like that to annoy knobheads like you

Luckily I don't be on the M1 much but found myself thinking, these nordies are really aggressive drivers. Was wondering was it cos they were in a rush home. When I got up there I realised nah it couldn't be that.

You were sitting in the overtaking lane, weren't ye?

Incorrect.

lfdown2

Sorry, sure I should have said the right lane, there's me confusing our southern friends with confusing terms like 'overtaking lane'

laoislad

Have to agree with mikehunt on this one. There are some amount of knobheads in yellow reg nordie cars on that M1.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Walter Cronc

Quote from: laoislad on April 11, 2016, 04:23:44 PM
Have to agree with mikehunt on this one. There are some amount of knobheads in yellow reg nordie cars on that M1.


Zooming past you in your '02 Toyota Starrrrrrrrlet no doubt!

mikehunt

Quote from: lfdown2 on April 11, 2016, 04:15:51 PM
Sorry, sure I should have said the right lane, there's me confusing our southern friends with confusing terms like 'overtaking lane'

Oh that lane? I was confused between the two lanes there til u put me right. Maybe u should hold some refresher course for your fellow nordies and show them how it should be done.

lfdown2

Quote from: mikehunt on April 11, 2016, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: lfdown2 on April 11, 2016, 04:15:51 PM
Sorry, sure I should have said the right lane, there's me confusing our southern friends with confusing terms like 'overtaking lane'

Oh that lane? I was confused between the two lanes there til u put me right. Maybe u should hold some refresher course for your fellow nordies and show them how it should be done.

happy to help you with your confusion, any time friend!

illdecide

F**k you should see the Mexicans trying to drive their cars around Belfast, feckers haven't a clue what lane to be in or where they're going. Up here scrounging looking cheaper food and clothes...oh and u can stick you diesel up your holes ;)
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general_lee