Things that make you go What the F**k?

[gallsman]

I watched a film last night called Zombieland and which starred the head of Facebook. How the f*** does he manage to run a multi-million pound organisation like Facebook and yet still have time to star in a Holywood film?

Woody Harrelson is the head of facebook? There you are now....

Please. Bill Murray is the star of that film!

[No wides]

Elton John thinking of the children - w**ker.

[laoislad]

Katie Taylor losing..

[From the Bunker]

Katie Taylor losing..

Had to happen (again) some time!

[johnneycool]

Katie Taylor losing..

She obviously didn't say as many prayers as the other girl!

[Hardy]

Aye, I wonder if she'll give to God in the neck for screwing this one up, given that he gets the credit when she wins.

[Milltown Row2]

contacting the Government ... Not one fecking number can I get online to phone about letting them know about change in company car!! help!

[No wides]

There's one knock yourself out.

0800 854 440
Call the National Benefit Fraud Hotline to report benefit fraud to the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP). You can also report suspected benefit fraud by post or online. National Benefit Fraud Hotline.
Telephone: 0800 854 440 (English) Telephone: 0800 678 3722 (Welsh) Textphone: 0800 328 0512.2 Nov 2015

[Milltown Row2]

There's one knock yourself out.

0800 854 440
Call the National Benefit Fraud Hotline to report benefit fraud to the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP). You can also report suspected benefit fraud by post or online. National Benefit Fraud Hotline.
Telephone: 0800 854 440 (English) Telephone: 0800 678 3722 (Welsh) Textphone: 0800 328 0512.2 Nov 2015

You are a goat  Is there a hotline for trolls?

[No wides]

You love letting the world know you have a new company car, you can post on a message board but need help getting a number, jesus wept, you must be dumb as f**k or you think having a new company car makes you look big though nothing could make you look big - except your lovely shoes.

[Milltown Row2]

You love letting the world know you have a new company car, you can post on a message board but need help getting a number, jesus wept, you must be dumb as f**k or you think having a new company car makes you look big though nothing could make you look big - except your lovely shoes.

That's it?? That's as good as it gets?? Jesus you are sad... I'm going to hit ignore function for you now, so I wont see your hilarious posts from now on and the other posters can have their threads back without you trolling me.... 

[No wides]

World I have a new company car - that's f**king saddo stuff at it's best - bye now 

[armaghniac]

A company car is a bit naff, I like to buy my own car.

[Milltown Row2]

Who wouldn't?? Car comes with job....

[armaghniac]

Jobs are naff, a gentleman should live in his investments.