Things that make you go What the F**k?

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BennyHarp

That was never a square ball!!

Asal Mor

Quote from: BennyHarp on September 04, 2014, 08:51:33 PM
Just crazy. Some evil fcukers around!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29068391

It's terrible but I wouldn't say the guy is necessarily evil. He sounds severely mentally ill to me. I think evil involves being calculating. There was a case in China recently of a 6 year old's eyes being gouged out by black market organ traffickers, who wanted his corneas to sell for profit. Now that's evil. This is a link to the story but I wouldn't advise anyone to watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AAFOaP42o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AAFOaP42o

seafoid

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/94dd72da-f88f-11e3-815f-00144feabdc0.html

Yo soars in Apple app store rankings

By Hannah Kuchler and Tim Bradshaw in San FranciscoAuthor alerts
Yo, the messaging app so simple it just says "Yo", has soared past Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat to become the fifth most popular app in the US Apple app store in the last week, grabbing the attention of venture capitalists, hackers and comedians.
©Yo
The app – where users press on a contact's name to send a "yo!" - has become the talk of Silicon Valley as it takes mobile messaging to its logical, minimalist extreme.
Almost 4m Yos were sent in one day on Thursday. The recipient gets a notification that says "yo!" and who it is from. One Yo! account promises to notify a user whenever a goal is scored in the World Cup.
Or Arbel, Yo's founder and chief executive, has raised $1m to finance the growth of the Yo app from an angel investor who originally came up with the idea as a way to summon his assistant.

But some defended the app, with Marc Andreessen, a venture capitalist who sits on Facebook's board, tweeting: "there's a fascinating aspect lots of people are missing".
"Yo is an instance of 'one-bit communication' – a message with no content other than the fact that it exists," he added. "Yes or no. Yo or no yo."
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Mr Andreessen compared it to a police siren, the light on the top of the taxi cab and people who "miss call" each other in emerging markets to alert people to something at no cost.

bcarrier

Over £1m raised for Manchester dogs home in 1 day.

BennyHarp

Quote from: bcarrier on September 12, 2014, 08:52:40 PM
Over £1m raised for Manchester dogs home in 1 day.

Another "what the f*ck" is that people were raising the money after an arson attack carried out by a 14 year old boy killed 43 dogs at the dogs home. It's a mad world.

That was never a square ball!!



armaghniac

Quote from: Tony Baloney on September 20, 2014, 05:44:30 PM
Scummy cnuts.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/10606223-foreign-students-trash-sf-rental-house-then-leave-country/

Apart from being scummy c***ts, they are also eejits. OK you have a great party, but these guys are probably in their 20s and might wish to visit the USA again and this kind of thing does not help prospects in that respect.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

muppet

Quote from: armaghniac on September 20, 2014, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on September 20, 2014, 05:44:30 PM
Scummy cnuts.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/10606223-foreign-students-trash-sf-rental-house-then-leave-country/

Apart from being scummy c***ts, they are also eejits. OK you have a great party, but these guys are probably in their 20s and might wish to visit the USA again and this kind of thing does not help prospects in that respect.

If you ever overstayed a J1 you can find yourself getting a night in a cell when you try to re-enter The States (note: this won't happen in Dub/Snn with pre-clearance as they will simply leave you in Ireland). For something like the video shows, I would stay a long way away from American soil if I were those imbeciles. Stupidly they have probably ruled out a number of prospective Irish/International  employers as well, as many people travel around the world with work.

Though I suspect those lads won't be doing much in life.
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armaghniac

Quote from: muppet on September 20, 2014, 06:54:05 PM
If you ever overstayed a J1 you can find yourself getting a night in a cell when you try to re-enter The States (note: this won't happen in Dub/Snn with pre-clearance as they will simply leave you in Ireland). For something like the video shows, I would stay a long way away from American soil if I were those imbeciles. Stupidly they have probably ruled out a number of prospective Irish/International  employers as well, as many people travel around the world with work.



This is one of the attractions of the pre-clearance. If there is a problem, which could be a simple screw up or something more serious, you don't end up in the clink wearing a yellow suit.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

theskull1

Was on the phone with my mobile provider and the Indian guy signed off with me by saying 'god bless you sir'

I thought ..WTF!
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muppet

http://www.independent.ie/life/the-shamrock-the-flash-and-sleek-irish-car-that-never-got-out-of-first-gear-30600546.html#sthash.KciG3WBL.gbp

The Shamrock: The flash and sleek Irish car that never got out of first gear
Damian Corless
Published 21/09/2014 | 02:30


The Shamrock: 'A small car wearing a big American car costume,' according to one US critic
One of the world's most collectable motor cars, albeit for all the wrong reasons, is The Shamrock, which began production in Castleblaney, Co Monaghan 55 years ago.

According to The Complete Catalogue of British Cars published in the early 1960s: "The Shamrock car was a Spike Rhiando design based on the Austin A55 engine and other components. A factory in Tralee had been acquired for the production of this glass-fibre bodied car in 1959 but only a handful were produced."

Alvin 'Spike' Rhiando was something of an international man of mystery. First making his name in the 1930s as a star of the speedway track, he was initially billed on posters and fliers as an Italian. Depending on where his globetrotting took him, he later added American and Canadian to his list of nationalities, while some enemies put about the story that he was actually a Deptford lad from south London chancing his arm, or to put it precisely "a Londoner with a touch of showmanship".

The school of thought that believed Rhiando was making himself up as he went along was bolstered by a series of ripping yarns he wrote in 1939 for the sporty Topical Times magazine.

In these pieces, Spike gave gripping accounts of his multi-crash escapades racing cars in the United States. Relating one hair-raising incident, he claimed that after being hurled from the cockpit of his car, he picked himself up, made some quick running repairs to the badly damaged vehicle and fought his way back to a third-place finish in the 80-lap race.

Other tall tales featured his stints as a motorbike rider on the wall of death and as a fearless wing-walker with Red Herman's flying circus, and stories of how he had become pally with superstars such as Jimmy Cagney and Mae West during his time as a top Hollywood stuntman.

As proof of his real mettle, he recounted his adventures running guns around the Sahara in the 1930s until he was captured by tribesmen and had to be rescued by the French Foreign Legion.

Suspiciously, two decades later, in 1953, Spike told Motor Cycling magazine that he'd recently been road-testing a new design of glass-fibre motorbike sidecar and had broken down in the Sahara desert, which necessitated his rescue by the French Foreign Legion. He later changed the identity of his rescuers to a team of French geologists.

For all his fanciful talk, there remains no doubt that he was an accomplished and celebrated racer.

The years immediately before the outbreak of World War II were the heyday of the short-lived fad of midget car racing, and Rhiando was one of its stars.

His efforts to revive midget racing fell flat in the post-war period and he turned his hand to speeding 500cc cars around the circuits at Goodwood and Silverstone where he pitted his skills against the legendary Stirling Moss. In Ireland, a midget car revival did take place in the post-war years, with one meeting at Santry Speedway attracting 6,000 people in 1948. Midget cars were hand-built using motorbike engines.

By the late 1950s, with his racing days all but behind him, Spike was brought on board an enterprise to build a big, luxury car in Ireland for the American market. The Shamrock was the brainchild of US businessmen William K Curtis and James Conway. Curtis and Conway established a company, Shamrock Motors Ltd, and earmarked a factory in Tralee, Co Kerry, as the production centre. Teething problems quickly set in, however, and the whole project was transferred to Castleblaney in Monaghan.

Early on it became blindingly obvious that, for all his undoubted prowess on the track, Spike Rhiando hadn't a clue about how to design a proper car. The proportions were all wrong, leading one commentator to describe the Shamrock as looking more "like a parade float than a car". The fibre-glass body had colossal overhangs front, rear and sides with the unfortunate upshot that if the vehicle got a puncture the rear wheels couldn't be changed without the messy business of dislocating the rear axle.

Perhaps worst of all in a vehicle designed to take on the big American gas guzzlers, the Austin A55 engine was far too puny to carry its heavy frame at any respectable speed. In the words of one US critic, the Shamrock looked "like a small English car wearing a big American car costume".

As production pressed ahead in Castleblaney, the owners talked about rolling out 3,000 Shamrocks in the first year on their way to a total run of 10,000. In the event, as few as eight or 10 finished articles emerged before cash-flow problems and negative publicity slammed the brakes on the project.

Some reports allege that after the factory shut its doors the unused parts were transported the short distance to Lake Muckno where to this day they sleep with the fishes. Alvin 'Spike' Rhiando reportedly died in Ireland in 1975. His granddaughter Romayne spoke for more than herself when she said: "Spike died leaving behind many unsolved mysteries which I would love to piece together."

- See more at: http://www.independent.ie/life/the-shamrock-the-flash-and-sleek-irish-car-that-never-got-out-of-first-gear-30600546.html#sthash.KciG3WBL.gbp
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