Things that make you go What the F**k?

[Insane Bolt]

https://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2019/0315/1036607-courts-elvis-aaron-presley/

An Irishman named Elvis Presley has denied leaving a Blackpool launderette all shook up by brandishing a knife.

The defendant, whose full name is Elvis Aaron Presley, pleaded not guilty at Preston Crown Court to threatening alleged victim Fayaz Ayub with a folding pocket knife at the shop on Dickenson Road, Blackpool, on 23 January.

Mr Presley confirmed his name after he entered the dock and asked his nationality replied: "Irish."

A second charge, of assault by beating the same victim during the incident, was also put to him.

Mr Presley replied: "Guilty. I didn't beat him, I punched him."

The defendant appeared hard of hearing and conducted a three-way conversation, with the prison officer in the dock relaying the words of the judge and court officials to him, during the brief hearing.

Paul Brookwell, prosecuting, said the pleas entered were not acceptable and there would have to be a trial before a jury on the charge of having the knife to threaten Mr Ayub.

Judge Nicholas Barker set a date of 11 July for a two-day trial at the same court and bailed the defendant on condition that he does not contact his alleged victim.

Elvis Presley left the building pursued by press photographers.

Was he all shook up?

[RedHand88]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-justin-carter-dead-singer-14171378.amp

Murica.

[armaghniac]

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/25/british-airways-flight-dusseldorf-lands-edinburgh--mistake

[armaghniac]

oops.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/25/british-airways-flight-dusseldorf-lands-edinburgh--mistake

[Main Street]

YouTube face-off: Berlin police break up mass brawl 

The fight broke out on Thursday evening in one of the main squares in the German capital, police said. Nine people were injured.
More than 400 people had gathered after two social media influencers reportedly urged their fans to join a face-off.
As tensions escalated, a large melee involving around 50 people erupted.
Officers used pepper spray and tear gas after attempts to disperse the crowds in Alexanderplatz with loudspeakers failed.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47669807

[ziggysego]

If ever there was a WTF news.....

Woman gives birth to twins with different dads after cheating on husband

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/woman-gives-birth-twins-different-dads-cheating-husband-9032671/

[Puckoon]

If ever there was a WTF news.....

Woman gives birth to twins with different dads after cheating on husband

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/woman-gives-birth-twins-different-dads-cheating-husband-9032671/

Proof that all Asians don't look alike.

[J70]

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/25/british-airways-flight-dusseldorf-lands-edinburgh--mistake

[armaghniac]

If ever there was a WTF news.....

Woman gives birth to twins with different dads after cheating on husband

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/woman-gives-birth-twins-different-dads-cheating-husband-9032671/

Proof that all Asians don't look alike.

Clear case of  heteropaternal superfecundation.

[ziggy90]

If ever there was a WTF news.....

Woman gives birth to twins with different dads after cheating on husband

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/woman-gives-birth-twins-different-dads-cheating-husband-9032671/

Proof that all Asians don't look alike.

Clear case of  heteropaternal superfecundation.

I was just going to post that.
That Zeus was a fcuker for that craic (excuse the pun)!!

[armaghniac]

Why does my €25 Argos DAB clock radio adjust time automatically while my €25000 car DAB radio does not?

[illdecide]

Why does my €25 Argos DAB clock radio adjust time automatically while my €25000 car DAB radio does not?

I give up? Why? (Maybe your big expensive car has a DAB radio worth a fiver )

[grounded]

Why does my €25 Argos DAB clock radio adjust time automatically while my €25000 car DAB radio does not?

You running her on the Red stuff again?

[Dire Ear]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47771706
Catholic priests in northern Poland have burned books they consider to be sacrilegious, including ones from the Harry Potter boy wizard series

[Dire Ear]

A second woman has accused former US Vice-President Joe Biden of inappropriate touching, as the leading Democrat mulls a White House bid.

Amy Lappos said Mr Biden had touched her face with both hands and rubbed noses with her a decade ago
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47781740