You know what really grinds my gears?

[EagleLord]

People who dont even hardly ever talk right so they dont.

[gerrykeegan]

Having to buy a new sympathy card to give to a work colleage from the group because you were'nt paying attention and wrote happy birthday on it.

Good man Puck. Did you say something funny on the card or just Happy Birthday. Tell me you wrote a Limerick!

[Puckoon]

I kind of got as far as Happy B and then I realised it wasnt anyones birthday and one of the girls grandads died yesterday.

Thats what a 60 hour week will do to you.

[gerrykeegan]

A sympathy card for someones Granddad? Do they have a card for every relative that dies, thats a bit mad.

[pintsofguinness]

I kind of got as far as Happy B and then I realised it wasnt anyones birthday and one of the girls grandads died yesterday.

Thats what a 60 hour week will do to you.

could have just wrote happy bereavement

[tyrone girl]

Or Happy Burying but then he might have been cremated so that be no good

[pintsofguinness]

Happy burying/burning

Perfect!

[Puckoon]

A sympathy card for someones Granddad? Do they have a card for every relative that dies, thats a bit mad.

One of those weird dysfunctional american families where daddy buggered off and grandad became the father figure.

Different levels of grief - never thought to question it. Definitely wasnt going to be the one to query it!

Happy Bereavment - that would have worked.

[ziggysego]

happy afterlife

[pintsofguinness]

A sympathy card for someones Granddad? Do they have a card for every relative that dies, thats a bit mad.

One of those weird dysfunctional american families where daddy buggered off and grandad became the father figure.

Different levels of grief - never thought to question it. Definitely wasnt going to be the one to query it!

Happy Bereavment - that would have worked.

You don't have to go to america for that...


Garbage juice! urrrgh

[The Real Laoislad]

Carol Vorderman reaching for a vowel or a constanant before the contestant has said...

She's on the Late Late show now

[Tony Baloney]

Carol Vorderman reaching for a vowel or a constanant before the contestant has said...

She's on the Late Late show now

What the f**k is this woman selling now? She was also on 8 out of 10 Cats and Would I Lie To You last night!

[pintsofguinness]

Walking down to the shop to get one of their yummy breakfast roles - only have about 50p in coppers and the bank card. Try to get money out and after standing ages at the machine I just get the message "Your financial institution is not available". Wtf? Tried it again, same message.
Walked home, no breakfast roll.

[muppet]

Walking down to the shop to get one of their yummy breakfast roles - only have about 50p in coppers and the bank card. Try to get money out and after standing ages at the machine I just get the message "Your financial institution is not available". Wtf? Tried it again, same message.
Walked home, no breakfast roll.

Wow, a message like that could cause a lot of people to show up tomorrow morning.

[pintsofguinness]

what do you mean