Things that make you go What the F**k?

[muppet]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

http://badidea.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/woman-marries-the-berlin-wall-then-cheats-on-it-with-garden-fence/

[Declan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/7936388/Pictures-of-the-day-10-August-2010.html?image=8

[highorlow]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922428

[Puckoon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922428

How ya like me now?

[ziggysego]

Man sentenced to 22 years in prison after assaulting Russian fortune teller who predicted he would soon go to jail.

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/i-see-jail-in-your-future-/411834.html

[Doogie Browser]

Did anyone see the show last night about the two crazy Swedish twins who threw themselves in front of traffic on the M6??  Both somehow survived and the cops released the one with no serious injuries the nest day and the crazy bitch stabbed some poor sod to death.  She got 5yrs only!

Showed the footage last night of the mad bastards actually running into the oncoming traffic. 

[DirtyDozen12]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10922843

What a random thing to do after an argument 

[upmonaghansayswe]

Did anyone see the show last night about the two crazy Swedish twins who threw themselves in front of traffic on the M6??  Both somehow survived and the cops released the one with no serious injuries the nest day and the crazy bitch stabbed some poor sod to death.  She got 5yrs only!

Showed the footage last night of the mad b**tards actually running into the oncoming traffic.

Yes. Takes reality TV to a new level.. Definitely one of the craziest bits of live recording Ive ever seen.. Just wondered about your man though.. Could you imagine yourself taking someone in like that?? Even his mate thought something was up.. Apparently it was one of the only cases where the person was "sane" for the trial, yet "insane" (for the want of a better word) for the murder.. And as you said got 5 years..Convenient that.. Must remember that one if i ever decide to pick off a few enemies.. . Some French term.. must Goggle it..

[Declan]

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/topless-sunbather-quizzed-for-troubling-boys-2293561.html

Love the last line

[illdecide]

Did anyone see the show last night about the two crazy Swedish twins who threw themselves in front of traffic on the M6??  Both somehow survived and the cops released the one with no serious injuries the nest day and the crazy bitch stabbed some poor sod to death.  She got 5yrs only!

Showed the footage last night of the mad b**tards actually running into the oncoming traffic.

Yes. Takes reality TV to a new level.. Definitely one of the craziest bits of live recording Ive ever seen.. Just wondered about your man though.. Could you imagine yourself taking someone in like that?? Even his mate thought something was up.. Apparently it was one of the only cases where the person was "sane" for the trial, yet "insane" (for the want of a better word) for the murder.. And as you said got 5 years..Convenient that.. Must remember that one if i ever decide to pick off a few enemies.. . Some French term.. must Goggle it..

Yer man thought he was gonna put the plane on the runway and thats all he had on his mind, the rush of blood to his truncheon and not enough to his brain had him thinking incorrectly

[Puckoon]

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/

[ziggysego]

A school in Wales must remain opened, despite having NO pupils 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-10958726

[AZOffaly]

Not sure if this should be in a Darwin awards thread, but it is certainly WTF?

N.H. teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues
Aug. 31, 2010 07:34 AM
Associated Press
DOVER, N.H. - A New Hampshire high school student shocked so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.

Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.


On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured.

The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.

Kelley resigned from his teaching position about a month after the incident. He declined to comment on the lawsuit.

[ziggysego]

Not sure if this should be in a Darwin awards thread, but it is certainly WTF?

No, the wally lived to see another day. You have to die from your stupidity, before you're eligible for the Darwin Award.

[sandwiches_in_the_boot]

Heard something today about a Fermanagh man and a donkey.

Wish that was the build up to a joke.