Things that make you go What the F**k?

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Hardy

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Egyptians are renowned as the big jokers in the Arab world, able to easily laugh at just about anything

That must be like being Connacht hurling champions.

muppet

Quote from: Hardy on April 07, 2010, 09:30:48 AM
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Egyptians are renowned as the big jokers in the Arab world, able to easily laugh at just about anything

That must be like being Connacht hurling champions.

Or royalty in a republic.
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Puckoon

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Getting the following in an email from a work colleague....


"I will be participating in the "Day of Silence" again at **** on **********(next *******). 
-The Day of Silence has come about in order to protest and bring light to discrimination and violence against the LGBTIQ community.

Just an FYI, I will not be talking until 5:00 pm on this day, but am able to write things out."


f**k me some people just like to walk a tightrope - 'Sorry Boss - cancel the meeting for tomorrow, I won't be able to talk to you".

heganboy

Quote from: Puckoon on April 09, 2010, 12:11:19 AM
Getting the following in an email from a work colleague....


"I will be participating in the "Day of Silence" again at **** on **********(next *******). 
-The Day of Silence has come about in order to protest and bring light to discrimination and violence against the LGBTIQ community.

Just an FYI, I will not be talking until 5:00 pm on this day, but am able to write things out."


f**k me some people just like to walk a tightrope - 'Sorry Boss - cancel the meeting for tomorrow, I won't be able to talk to you".

Brave indeed, LGBTIQ stands for lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender/intersexed/questioning.
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

theskull1

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Puckoon

Quote from: heganboy on April 09, 2010, 04:16:15 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on April 09, 2010, 12:11:19 AM
Getting the following in an email from a work colleague....


"I will be participating in the "Day of Silence" again at **** on **********(next *******). 
-The Day of Silence has come about in order to protest and bring light to discrimination and violence against the LGBTIQ community.

Just an FYI, I will not be talking until 5:00 pm on this day, but am able to write things out."


f**k me some people just like to walk a tightrope - 'Sorry Boss - cancel the meeting for tomorrow, I won't be able to talk to you".

Brave indeed, LGBTIQ stands for lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender/intersexed/questioning.

Oh yeah - but shes none of those things. Forgot to add that.

I just find it a strange thing.

haranguerer

Sounds to me a lot like she couldnt be arsed talking to you. Great cover  :D

Celt_Man

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pintsofguinness

Quote from: Celt_Man on April 10, 2010, 01:04:18 AM
Quote from: theskull1 on April 09, 2010, 05:47:17 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8610948.stm

Jesus christ. 12 months???

12 years would only be a start

12 months is a f**king joke, how can anyone justify that. 

Where were the social services too?
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

fitzroyalty

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Puckoon

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those bastards no longer deserve to live.

Gabriel_Hurl

QuoteNew York native Carlos Simon-Timmerman bought a DVD of adult film star Lupe Fuentes at a flea market while vacationing in Venezuela, only to be stopped in San Juan, Puerto Rico on his way home where he was arrested and charged with illegal possession and transportation of images involving minors.

Facing a 20-year maximum prison sentence Simon-Timmerman thought he was done for, until RadarOnline.com learned that Fuentes herself flew to Puerto Rico on April 6, 2010 to appear in court, show documentation proving her age and ultimately set Simon-Timmerman free.

Simon-Timmerman spent two months in jail prior to the court case because a Special Agent of Immigration and Customs Enforcement had testified that Fuentes was "definitely" under the age of 18 in the video, as well as testimony from a pediatrician that had deemed her 100% underage; both of which Fuentes proved wrong when she showed up in court.

At the time Little Lupe the Innocent; Don't Be Fooled By Her Baby Face was produced, Fuentes was able to prove she was 19-years-old and all charges against Simon-Timmerman were dismissed. "Lupe walked into the courtroom and it was like a courtroom drama movie," Assistant Public Defender Hector L. Ramos-Vega said. "Justice was served and Carlos is a free man thanks to Lupe."

"Lupe is not only the world's youngest looking porn star, but a humanitarian who cares about justice and cares about her fans," Ramos-Vega concluded.