Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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JoG2

Quote from: armaghniac on December 16, 2021, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: JoG2 on December 16, 2021, 01:01:16 PM
Having to press the Christmas lights 7 times to make them static.

That's what comes of getting flash lights  :)

You would think they were the only lights you can buy in our house!

Quote from: Dougal Maguire on December 16, 2021, 01:44:07 PM
Quote from: JoG2 on December 16, 2021, 01:01:16 PM
Having to press the Christmas lights 7 times to make them static.
That drives me round the twist

1 2 3 4 5 6 7, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7  ;D

Itchy

https://www.independent.ie/business/technology/parents-warned-of-hacking-risk-from-minecraft-41146812.html

Parents have been warned that their kids' use of Minecraft on family computers could let in a new deadly security virus.

Deadly viruses are now possible to catch through your computer it seems.

imtommygunn

Lol. That is apparently the worst bug to hit the internet. So it is said. I am currently spending my life fixing it  :o

93-DY-SAM

The old Log4J exploit. Keeping a lot of people very busy this past week or so!

imtommygunn

I laughed when I read this. There are security companies writing blogs on how to fix it and publishing who haven't even updated their own stuff lol.

laoislad

What's this about. The young lad is forever in Minecraft on a Nintendo Switch. Have I anything to be worried about??!!!
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

gerrykeegan

What age is he? My lads were hooked on it for a long time but we always restricted the time. I only did this as my nephew ended up in a&e years ago. He was playing for hours and hours. One of those shooting games. His body went into a type of spasm because of it. Like cramping up. Minecraft itself is the least violent of them. They just build stuff
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Itchy

Quote from: laoislad on December 16, 2021, 04:33:39 PM
What's this about. The young lad is forever in Minecraft on a Nintendo Switch. Have I anything to be worried about??!!!

Well it is deadly so it could wipe out your family unless you install the correct patch.

laoislad

Quote from: Itchy on December 16, 2021, 04:44:13 PM
Quote from: laoislad on December 16, 2021, 04:33:39 PM
What's this about. The young lad is forever in Minecraft on a Nintendo Switch. Have I anything to be worried about??!!!

Well it is deadly so it could wipe out your family unless you install the correct patch.
Anyway I could just get it to wipe out the wife and leave the rest of us?
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Mad Mentor

It's the ones who only press the button 6 times - the mad setting - who get me.

J70

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Quote from: laoislad on December 16, 2021, 04:33:39 PM
What's this about. The young lad is forever in Minecraft on a Nintendo Switch. Have I anything to be worried about??!!!

There are worse games.

My lad won't play Minecraft on the switch. Reckons that version is shit compared to the PC version, so we have a gaming laptop too. Switch is for Mario and Super Smash Bros etc.

Kids these days. I think I was in my teens when I got my first cassette player!

Dire Ear

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59695030
Mother leaves 2 sets of twins (3 and 4 years old) alone, all four die.......

Truth hurts

Yesterday stabbing in mid-day in Downpatrick, crazy shit.


imtommygunn

Quote from: Truth hurts on January 04, 2022, 11:54:35 AM
Yesterday stabbing in mid-day in Downpatrick, crazy shit.

What was the story there? That was two stabbings in very quick succession. I assume they were related? You never hear of anything like that in places like Downpatrick.

Just what we all need BS :o