Things that make you go What the F**k?

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trileacman

Fantasy Rugby World Cup Champion 2011,
Fantasy 6 Nations Champion 2014

Orior

Quote from: trileacman on May 02, 2015, 06:59:26 PM
The royal baby story on Snapchat.

They've named her Charlotte the Harlot, in honour of Camilla
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: Orior on May 04, 2015, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: trileacman on May 02, 2015, 06:59:26 PM
The royal baby story on Snapchat.

They've named her Charlotte the Harlot, in honour of Camilla

https://youtu.be/OBR-A_YfxJ8

Well the great Grannie is a real Iron Madien!!!

Puckoon

Having to buy jeans that are darker around the crotch, the older you get.  The day of the stonewash is gone.

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: Puckoon on May 05, 2015, 05:44:21 PM
Having to buy jeans that are darker around the crotch, the older you get.  The day of the stonewash is gone.

What.the.f**k????

muppet

Quote from: Puckoon on May 05, 2015, 05:44:21 PM
Having to buy jeans that are darker around the crotch, the older you get.  The day of the stonewash is gone.

Or in the States, picking up your size without bothering to try them on in the shop.

Then watching the wife collapse in laughter as you put them on in the hotel, as you realise it is one of those arse along the ground versions.

MWWSI 2017

Puckoon

Women are right. We do have 2 brains. Usually one of them thinks we're finished taking a leak.

BenDover

Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 30, 2015, 09:42:00 PM
Quote from: Asal Mor on April 30, 2015, 09:30:52 PM
Quote from: BenDover on April 30, 2015, 08:53:48 AM
Quote from: Asal Mor on April 29, 2015, 10:47:03 PM
€1.10 for a bag of Chipsticks.

No way!!

As true as I'm sitting here BD. Time to exit the Eurozone.
Ben may be familiar with the pricing in Mullan's in Armagh  :o 92p for a packet of McCoy's!!
Mullans is cat dear hole! Ye could easily fall victim to there mispricing of the same item in different parts of the shop.


ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

muppet

MWWSI 2017

Orior

Quote from: muppet on May 13, 2015, 06:19:29 PM
Quote from: ONeill on May 13, 2015, 06:18:28 PM
" in state of undress"

That would be a great name for a country.
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Can we call the country Jeopardy? There is always plenty of jobs there.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Milltown Row2

Getting out of the fecking car park at the Balmoral Show!! Whole fcuk
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on May 13, 2015, 08:40:20 PM
Getting out of the fecking car park at the Balmoral Show!! Whole fcuk
Going tomorrow. What time did you leave at? Planning to be there by 10 and left by 2. I remember last year the crowds started to get heavy around lunchtime.

Franko

Two takes on the same interview...

BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32733033

Carney: UK productivity not harmed by foreign workers


Daily Mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3079786/Gloomy-Bank-England-downgrades-growth-forecast-Carney-signals-rates-rise-year.html

Foreign workers drag down UK wages, says bank chief: Carney's explosive intervention as number of EU migrants working here hits 2million


The graphic on the Mail article showing the 'surge' in Romanian and Bulgarian workers entering the UK is particularly laughable.