Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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armaghniac

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Hardy

#2911
Check this out. A Purviance pyramid gets rid of chemtrails which, as we all know, are not water vapour, as the evil scientists would have you believe, but biological agents being crop-dusted over us to keep us under control.

It also prevents man-made earthquakes (I bet you didn't even know about them) and has other powers too - it's healing the Fukushima region right now.

Not only all that, but it's effective against scalar weapon (HAARP) attacks. I don't know what they are - I only have so much time to work all this stuff out for you - but you'll know them if you see them, because apparently they look like antennas like HAARP, and also the Purviance Pyramid!

It's all here.

And it definitely works on the chemtrails - see the proof at 6:35-6:45.

heganboy

Hardy,
where in the name of feck did you find that, It's genius...
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Tony Baloney

Seems like a perfectly rational individual, Hardy!

Billys Boots

Some pearls of anti-science wisdom there alright - our god-botherers will be impressed. 
My hands are stained with thistle milk ...

muppet

QuoteNo more Super Storms!  No more tornadoes!  No more hurricanes! (droughts? - need more research on drought attacks.)

Jebus I hope they hurry up with the Drought mod! Those super-hurricane-tornado-droughts are savage altogether.
MWWSI 2017

Tony Baloney

Quote from: muppet on November 13, 2014, 07:11:26 PM
QuoteNo more Super Storms!  No more tornadoes!  No more hurricanes! (droughts? - need more research on drought attacks.)

Jebus I hope they hurry up with the Drought mod! Those super-hurricane-tornado-droughts are savage altogether.
Get your pyramid built. Together we can stop the rain.

muppet

Quote from: Tony Baloney on November 13, 2014, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: muppet on November 13, 2014, 07:11:26 PM
QuoteNo more Super Storms!  No more tornadoes!  No more hurricanes! (droughts? - need more research on drought attacks.)

Jebus I hope they hurry up with the Drought mod! Those super-hurricane-tornado-droughts are savage altogether.
Get your pyramid built. Together we can stop the rain.



I just built one of these this afternoon but it doesn't seem to work, unless of course it is exclusively for ending droughts. Any ideas?

I set it up in the back bedroom using a cycling machine, as my normal bike has been sabotaged by purveyors of chemtrails via their usual tactic of punturosis. Anyway when I engage the cycling machine/purviance pyramid things seem ok for a while (i.e. no tornados or hurricanes) until suddenly this vortex appears and a voice tells me to 'cop the f*ck on with yourself and gimme back my mops'. Does this happen anyone else and does anyone know what it can mean?
MWWSI 2017

seafoid

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/8b8bfbce-2f77-11e4-a79c-00144feabdc0.html

After some volatility around the midterms, the stock market has historically settled into a very strong year in the third year of the presidential cycle, according to an analysis by Jeff Hirsch, editor of the Stock Trader's Almanac

seafoid

This sounds very like the other Fi Fa- Fianna Fail

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/391e3272-6b17-11e4-be68-00144feabdc0.html

"Fifa's attempt to clear Russia and Qatar to run the next two World Cups was plunged into controversy when the man chosen to probe corruption allegations over the bidding process accused football's governing body of misrepresenting his findings.

After four years of fending off graft allegations, Fifa announced it was keeping faith with Russia as host in 2018 and Qatar in 2022, concluding that any improper behaviour in the bidding process was "of very limited scope".

The conclusions stem from an investigation by US lawyer Michael J. Garcia into corruption allegations surrounding the 2010 vote by Fifa's executive committee to choose the two tournaments' hosts. But publication of a 42-page summary prompted Mr Garcia, who chairs Fifa's investigatory chamber, to issue an explosive statement distancing himself from the findings.

The summary, he said, "contains numerous materially incomplete and erroneous representations of the facts and conclusions" he had compiled in his own report. He added that he would appeal against the findings to the Fifa appeal committee."


heganboy

This is a failed kick start project

Kickended compiles all the projects that got zero funding


http://kickended.com/projects/1852687802/

QuoteA film documentary about the actual rediscovery of an ancient site that was used as an inter dimensional portal to other worlds.

We have found evidence that portals exist!We have found evidence that portals exist!


In the spring months of 2011, UFO researcher Nigel Mortimer witnessed an extraordinary event - two military jets that were chasing a silvery ball of light over the woodlands of Settle in North Yorkshire, England. Shortly afterwards, he watched a ghost like owl appear out of nowhere, it sat staring at him with large dark eyes, within those same woods. He soon found out that other locals in the township had been observing these same lightships descending into the treetops for years. Intrigued by these sightings, Nigel began to explore the woodland with his wife Helen, but they initially found nothing unusual apart from the massive outcrop of rock known as Castleberg, which hung silently, looming over the small market town for thousands of years. More UFO sightings were reported and all of them seemed to be originating from the wooded craggy slopes of that place. Nigel came across an old painting and map of the Settle area which showed something unusual at Castleberg which was no longer there; a line of four massive ancient standing stones that ran down the hillside. His further investigations revealed that in the 1600's the British government mysteriously made an effort to remove these stones and replace them with something else on the landscape which would erase all living memory of the original Settle Sun Dial. Four hundred years later, Nigel Mortimer rediscovered where the secret sun dial had been placed, why it had been covered up, removed from the landscape and what its true purpose was - A PORTAL to another world! The secret that inter dimensional portals exist has been kept hidden away from the general public. The elite know that this is the preferred mode of transportation into our reality for the ET visitors. The amazing video and photographic evidence that has been gained by the Mortimer's at this portal site is groundbreaking! No longer can the truth be hidden.....

WE NEED HELP TO BRING THIS TRUTH TO YOU!

"A few months after the portal site was rediscovered, I became very ill. I could not breath properly and all of my energy was zapped from my body. I was taken to hospital twice with these symptoms but no definite solution to my illness was found. I suffered that illness for two years. I thought I was going to die.... I did not tell the doctors that I had been cursed with this illness from a negative human spirit from the 1600's at the portal!"

Even though there had been many setbacks like this throughout 2011 to 2013, which included personal attacks by the local council, my self funded book on the portal being banned from all shops and libraries in the locality, and further psychic warnings, my wife and I continue to search for the truth. The illness has caused me to be unfit for physical work and so we have struggled on little income during this time, but even so, we have continued to work at the portal and spread the word about the amazing things we have discovered there.

Much of this documented video evidence will make up part of the whole story behind the documentary we will produce. In essence, we have already captured the heart of this story. Now we need more funds to finish shooting and editing the rest of this film during 2014, so that we can get it out into the world! It is so important that we do this soon - we understand now, that there are none human life forms which exist, that depend on this truth and They have been waiting a very long time to be invited into this physical realm!


ONE MORE UFO DOCUMENTARY... HOW WILL THIS ONE BE DIFFERENT?

When we said that this documentary will be groundbreaking, they were not empty words. There has never been a ground roots film like this one, which gives both an accurate account of the history behind the cover up of a real portal, but also goes on to describe with amazingly detailed evidence that portals like the one found at Settle are still being used by inter dimensional Beings. Many of them are like us, some of them rather stranger lifeforms.

Nigel Mortimer is no New Age weirdo, he has 30 years of UFO investigations and research under his belt and what happened to him at Settle was a shock to him! The extraordinary synchronicity of separate witnesses accounts from the portal site is only the tip of the iceberg. This will not be a typical UFO documentary. This film will show how history and science often converge into the phenomenal worlds of the paranormal. After viewing this film, science will not be able to simply ignore the truth. We hope that science will embrace it. The Mortimer's know what happened and aren't waiting for anyone to prove it to them. They have the evidence. More extraordinary than the evidence is the effect the whole experience has had on all of our lives and the impact it will have on the immediate future of humankind.

Nigel confronts negative energies at the portal...Nigel confronts negative energies at the portal...

Photographic Evidence from the portal can be viewed here:   https://plus.google.com/photos/112863780699861612176/albums/5928410803933528545?authkey=CMaJidueosTEFg
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Hardy

Wow! It's a coded message from providence. I discover Purviance pyramids and the very next day somebody brings up Kickstarter. This is what I was born to do.

seafoid


muppet

Quote from: seafoid on November 15, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
Germany warns Uefa may quit Fifa if World Cup report not published

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/15/fifa-uefa-world-cup-germany-football

Aha, a spit maybe!

We might end up with various versions of World Cups.
MWWSI 2017

seafoid

Quote from: muppet on November 16, 2014, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: seafoid on November 15, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
Germany warns Uefa may quit Fifa if World Cup report not published

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/15/fifa-uefa-world-cup-germany-football

Aha, a spit maybe!

We might end up with various versions of World Cups.
A schism would be great
Qatar should never have been allowed run a WC.