Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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AZOffaly

The clue is in 'Tennessee man'. Any state that only uses 4 letters to spell a 9 letter word can't be trusted.


Puckoon

Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on May 22, 2014, 02:03:50 PM
Now I'm the first man to have done a few stupid things when I've been drunk - but I've never been THIS drunk

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/05/19/tennessee-man-arrested-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-an-atm-and-a-picnic-table/

Probably an enlightened individual fed up with getting rid by his ATM fees.

AZOffaly

Quote from: hardstation on May 22, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
I haven't seen the page but I heard on the radio that there is a Facebook page for people who have taken selfies with dead people. These weird bastids turn up at wakes and take a selfie with the poor hoor who has snuffed it.

Creepy.
What??? Sick bastids. I'm surprised some people have the wherewithal to find their arse when they need to scratch it. There was another tulip at the Giro d'Italia who took a selfie with a cyclist who had just crashed. If I was that cyclist, he'd have been picking bits of phone up for an hour.

give her dixie

Loyalist granted bail to appear on Jeremy Kyle Show



A loyalist accused of disorderly and threatening behaviour was granted bail on Wednesday in a Belfast court so he can appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Frederick Boyd asked the high court in the city to free him so he could take a lie detector test on the ITV programme.

The 22-year-old appeared in court charged with disorderly behaviour after waving a union flag and shouting obscenities outside Belfast city hall in January. Specifically: "No surrender. f**k the pope and up the Shankill."

Boyd also faces charges of assault and possession of an offensive weapon with intent after threatening a businessman in Newtownards, County Down this year.

Boyd's legal team applied for his release from jail because they said he had been targeted in connection with something else and beaten up in prison. They said their client wanted to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show, take part in a lie detector test and clear his name in relation to allegations unrelated to the disorderly behaviour.

"He tells me one of the reasons he's desperate to be released on bail is that he's determined to try and take a lie detector test," his lawyer said in the crown court in Belfast on Wednesday. "He thinks the best way to do that is on the Jeremy Kyle TV show," he said.

The judge asked Boyd's lawyers if this show was similar to the Stephen Nolan Show, the BBC Northern Ireland TV programme hosted by the Radio 5 Live talk show presenter.

Boyd replied that the Jeremy Kyle Show was "more extreme" to which the judge commented: "I can't for a minute imagine that."

Granting strict bail conditions the judge ordered electronic tagging after Boyd asked him to include this to ensure police could not accuse him of any breach. He was also ordered to stay out of the centre of Newtonards.

Directing the accused to seek medical help within three days, the judge added: "You're only 22 years of age and you look about 45. You can't go on like this. You have to get your life sorted out."


http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/may/21/loyalist-granted-bail-jeremy-kyle-show-itv
next stop, September 10, for number 4......

seafoid

Nigel Dodds DUP speaking in the House of Commons on Scottish Devolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR084eyeLc0

"Many people in norn Irn can trace their family names back to Scotland"

you don't say , Nigel

haranguerer

Quote from: AZOffaly on May 22, 2014, 04:42:09 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 22, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
I haven't seen the page but I heard on the radio that there is a Facebook page for people who have taken selfies with dead people. These weird bastids turn up at wakes and take a selfie with the poor hoor who has snuffed it.

Creepy.
What??? Sick bastids. I'm surprised some people have the wherewithal to find their arse when they need to scratch it. There was another tulip at the Giro d'Italia who took a selfie with a cyclist who had just crashed. If I was that cyclist, he'd have been picking bits of phone up for an hour.

Not sure he'd crashed, I think he was in bits after finishing just

ballinaman

Has anyone seen the video of the Malaysian mother beating her infant child with a pillow on facebook? Still shook after it, probably one of the most shocking things I've ever seen. Supposedly in jail now for it though after being caught.

Hardy

Quote from: ballinaman on May 23, 2014, 09:04:22 AM
Has anyone seen the video of the Malaysian mother beating her infant child with a pillow on facebook? Still shook after it, probably one of the most shocking things I've ever seen. Supposedly in jail now for it though after being caught.

Wow, it's hard to watch. For a bit of uplift after that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DN-aTonxgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nYv1id8PyI

laoislad

Quote from: ballinaman on May 23, 2014, 09:04:22 AM
Has anyone seen the video of the Malaysian mother beating her infant child with a pillow on facebook? Still shook after it, probably one of the most shocking things I've ever seen. Supposedly in jail now for it though after being caught.
There was another one of a Dutch(I think) mother doing something similar.
Sick stuff.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

NAG1


blewuporstuffed

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either

AZOffaly


brokencrossbar1

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/garda-investigation-after-iconic-ancient-stone-at-hill-of-tara-vandalised-with-paint-30314709.html

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Gardai are investigating vandalism to the Lia Fail Standing Stone at the top of the Hill of Tara in County Meath.

Members of An Garda Siochana are understood to be carrying out a forensic examination of the site after paint was poured over the stone sometime overnight.

At least half of the five thousand-year-old granite has been covered by the paint.

Tourist guides at the ancient site discovered it had been vandalised when they arrived to work this morning.

It is not the first incident of vandalism at the monument, it had been previously damaged in 2012 when it was believed to have been struck with a hammer or similar instrument.

Minister for Arts, Heritage and the Gaeltacht Jimmy Deenihan condemned the incident to the iconic stone.

"This act of mindless vandalism, on one of our premier archaeological sites, is truly shameful," he said.

"The national monuments at Tara, which include this standing stone, form part of our national heritage and history.


"Not only are they cherished here in Ireland, they are also nationally and internationally renowned.

"I call for anyone with any information about who may have been responsible to inform the Gardai," he added.

The Lia Fáil Stone features extensively in ancient texts.

The granite stone is associated with the inauguration rites for the Kings of Tara and was moved to its current position in the early nineteenth century.



f**king idiots,  why would you want to do this, what goes on in their idiotic little minds?

AZOffaly