Things that make you go What the F**k?

[theskull1]

The new Hovis bread advert. The one with the wee lad running through Belfast over the past century. I thought it would be in a businesses best interest to remain impartial...especially in this place.

[pintsofguinness]

Just what I was thinking hardstation.

[youngfella]

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/1351648.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_penis_cream_treatment/

, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes. At least he just flew in and out

[ziggysego]

Tattoo gay men, clergyman writes

[Puckoon]

Eh, Ill have the sweet and sour, monkey.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7654267.stm

[maddog]

Was rewiring a house in Druncondra today and I found a newspaper under the floorboards dated November 7th 1946

Similar thing, i was pulling the skirting boards off the wall and behind it was stuffed with old newspaper from when the house was originally built, think they were from 1937, it was funny to read how language has changed in the last 70 years. The for sale column was great - for sale Butchers shop £400

[theskull1]

Is there a Belfast one? I've only seen the English one.

oh? I thought it was set in Belfast. Must be wrong

[The Iceman]

the boss putting making his calls on speaker phone

the w**ker across the office who puts his calls on speaker phone when the boss isn't about

arseholes in work giving themselves false job titles - you are joe nobody just like me

Indians - I just clash with them - I don't know why - there is just an instant dislike and its two way

[Puckoon]

Indians - I just clash with them - I don't know why - there is just an instant dislike and its two way

Indian dots or indian feathers?

[DrinkingHarp]

Indians - I just clash with them - I don't know why - there is just an instant dislike and its two way

Indian dots or indian feathers?

Or Cleveland Indians?

[The Iceman]

Indian Dots
I don't know what it is - I just clash with them.  Indians in any position of power let it go to their heads and become absolute wankers who would send you down the river without a second thought to make themselves look better

[Puckoon]

Indian Dots
I don't know what it is - I just clash with them.  Indians in any position of power let it go to their heads and become absolute w**kers who would send you down the river without a second thought to make themselves look better

Would that be the Ganges?

Just be lucky that you arent a woman working for an asian man.

[The Iceman]

the Hudson in my case Puckoon

I also have no time for Nigerians - fecking ignorant shites the ones that I have encountered

[pintsofguinness]

Casual racism makes me think "what the f**k"!

[Square Ball]

another bad parenting story? who o why do people continue to do this?

A two-year-old has been taken into the care of social services after being found alone during a house fire.

The boy was rescued from a first floor room after firefighters were called to a maisonette in Deptford, south London, on Friday morning.

The child was taken to hospital for medical checks, before being taken away to be cared for by social services.

The boy's mother, said to be in her 40s, was arrested and later bailed on suspicion of child neglect.

She must return to a south London police station in December.

The fire brigade was called after the smoke alarm was activated.

The BBC's Barnie Choudhury has been inside the maisonette and said there is no sign of a major fire.

A 45-year-old man, thought to be a member of the public who tried to get into the maisonette to help the child, was treated in hospital for the effects of breathing smoke.

The fire, which damaged the ground floor of the home, was brought under control in 20 minutes, firefighters said.