Things that make you go What the F**k?

[armaghniac]

lol unfortunately it's photoshopped

https://metro.co.uk/2015/10/26/vision-express-denies-offering-free-rectal-photography-with-every-eye-test-5463418/

It goes to show that the lie travels further than the retraction.

[seafoid]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63885028
Germany arrests 25 accused of plotting coup

unbelievable

[seafoid]

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/life/food-drink/waddle-into-the-new-year-with-these-10-christmas-belly-busters-42206262.html

[RedHand88]

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/life/food-drink/waddle-into-the-new-year-with-these-10-christmas-belly-busters-42206262.html

That first one looks absolutely incredible.

[Capt Pat]

I never heard of cocktail sausages in a christmas dinner before. It has made me hungry just after my own dinner.

[RedHand88]

I never heard of cocktail sausages in a christmas dinner before. It has made me hungry just after my own dinner.

Sorry what?! Is this just a northern thing?

[quit yo jibbajabba]

I never heard of cocktail sausages in a christmas dinner before. It has made me hungry just after my own dinner.

Sorry what?! Is this just a northern thing?

Half a dozen in ye while waitin for the main event to be ready

[AustinPowers]

Is the turkey not cooked with cocktail sausages  and bacon for flavour?  I've definitely seen bacon in with the turkey anyway

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Bacon yes sausages a different setup in our gaff

[Milltown Row2]

We do both? Cocktail sausages snd pigs in blankets, wouldn't be much left to be fair

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Pigs in blanket more an xmas eve or baxin day nibble type thing round here

[Windmill abu]

We have always had cocktail sausages with our Christmas dinner, but not wrapped in bacon as it sometimes raised an argument about whether Jesus was circumscised or not.

[Tony Baloney]

We do both? Cocktail sausages snd pigs in blankets, wouldn't be much left to be fair

Both here too. Missus reckons it's not a Christmas dinner without them. She covers the turkey in streaky bacon which makes for a tasty snack when you're f**king starving waiting on the dinner!

[Jell 0 Biafra]

Jesus.  Turkey, bacon and sausage... no wonder you all want to hang onto the NHS up there.

[Wildweasel74]

And that's just the starter lol