You know what really grinds my gears?

[Hardy]

Wet fish handshakes. Yeucghhh!

[rolloutking]

the phrases:

"lad, chap, horse, wile hi, naw hi, tarra hi"

usually emanating from the cakehole of a simplistic neanderthal from the hills of east tyrone

[maggie]

Someone eating your yogurts that you left in the fridge at work.
(Ross from Friends type anger when someone ate his sandwich) 

[blewuporstuffed]

people that put there names on jam, salad cream , butter etc that they put in the fridge at work. get a life FFS

[Hardy]

people that put there names on jam, salad cream , butter etc that they put in the fridge at work. get a life FFS

Just take a marker and add a name to each of them to form couples: Mary becomes Mary & John. Back it up by turning John into John & Mary. After a few goes, ramp it up by changing Peter to Peter and Graham. The possibilities are endless. Alice, Kim and Emma. Emma, Rose and Patrick.

[thebigfella]

people that put there names on jam, salad cream , butter etc that they put in the fridge at work. get a life FFS

It's pathetic but I find that starts because there is always a few that are f**king miserable they would never buy any of this stuff but use everyone else's. It essentially the same as the person who always tries to skip their round in the pub. Used to work with a cnut who always ate everyones cereal and when challenged had the cheek to call everyone pathetic as it was only a wee bit of cereal. He ended being knocked in the kitchen of the company, by a big Maori guy, one morning who took particular offence to him continuing this behavior 

[pintsofguinness]

People who eat their breakfast at work.

[Puckoon]

people that put there names on jam, salad cream , butter etc that they put in the fridge at work. get a life FFS

I do it. We have a company with over 300 people. Came in one day to find that a brand new carton of butter that I'd bought had been opened before I got near it.
There are some shameless c***ts around stealing peoples lunches on a regular day.

[ziggysego]

All these 'Nan' Facebook Pages, which are popping up all the place this week.

[Cold tea]

People who eat their breakfast at work.

What about people who eat their lunch at work?

[sammymaguire]

People who eat their breakfast at work.

What about people who eat their lunch at work?

Sugar, I done both today...  Don't normally, I promise... good job I don't work with anyone on here or alot of ground gears

[AFS]

people that put there names on jam, salad cream , butter etc that they put in the fridge at work. get a life FFS

I do it. We have a company with over 300 people. Came in one day to find that a brand new carton of butter that I'd bought had been opened before I got near it.
There are some shameless c***ts around stealing peoples lunches on a regular day.

[Cold tea]

Michael McIntyre ball licking Cowell every night on BGT!

[ziggysego]

When I'm on the footpath and drivers go to the other side of the road when they're passing me. Just because I'm disabled, doesn't mean I'm suicidal and going to throw myself in front of your car!!!!

[Denn Forever]

But isn't that what you're told when you start driving?  Expect the unexected?

If you are at the kerb, they don't know if you are not silly enough to try and start to cross the road.  Also, they may be afraid that if you drop down from the kerb, the front wheels may get caught and you may pitch/fall forward into the path of the car.