Things that make you go What the F**k?

[BarryBreensBandage]

Are soccer stars paid too much?

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/853141-jermaine-pennant-forgot-he-owned-porsche

[Banana Man]

Are soccer stars paid too much?

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/853141-jermaine-pennant-forgot-he-owned-porsche

that really is disgusting, everyone scraping a few pound together to survive at the minute and he's at that

[Declan]

http://www.amazon.com/Laparoscopic-Gastric-Bypass-DYNJS0303-Each/dp/B000WCW4FK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

read the product description then read the reviews

[pintsofguinness]

Are soccer stars paid too much?

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/853141-jermaine-pennant-forgot-he-owned-porsche

that really is disgusting, everyone scraping a few pound together to survive at the minute and he's at that

I bet that happens more than you think, I know someone who works in finance and he'd regularly tell similar stories about rich people he's doing work for, and they're not footballers. People who forget about mortgages they have, about houses they own etc! He's told several stories about people thinking they owe x on a mortgage and when it turns out they owe considerably less they don't understand. They have usually paid off 30,40 grand etc and have forgotten they've done it. 

[stephenite]

A woman was partially paralysed by a love bite from her amorous partner, a New Zealand doctor has reported.

Teddy Wu said he believed it was the first time someone had been admitted to hospital as a result of a "hickey".

An article on the case has appeared in the New Zealand Medical Journal.

Advertisement: Story continues below Dr Wu said he saw the woman over a year ago while he was working in Middlemore Hospital in Auckland.

The 44-year-old Maori woman went to the emergency department after experiencing loss of movement in her left arm.

It happened while she was sitting watching television.

Her only injury was a love bite on the right of her neck near an artery.

"Because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction, said Dr Wu, who now works in the neurology department at Christchurch Hospital.

"Because of the physical trauma it had made a bit of bruising inside the vessel.

"There was a clot in the artery underneath where the hickey was."

The clot had gone into the woman's heart and caused a minor stroke that led to the loss of movement, he said.

She was treated with warfarin, an anticoagulant.

That treatment made the clot disappear almost entirely within a week, he said.

"We looked around the medical literature and that example of having a love bite causing something like that hasn't been described before," he said.

If it had not been treated quickly the woman could have suffered more strokes.

"Strokes have different levels of severity. But possibly patients can become paralysed."

The woman was fine at a one-month follow-up appointment, the Journal reported.

[Niall Quinn]

One of these Shiatsu Massage chairs in a shopping mall north of Toronto just gave me my best four minutes since 1992.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Right when I was about to hit the town in Liverpool tonight I thought Fianna Fail where absolute evil pricks, now that I am home I think the are super big evil pricks. Not sure what my point us other than Fianna Fail would look good deep below the Mersey.

[Hardy]

[brokencrossbar1]

One of these annoying little feckers!!

[muppet]

It the fella from Crystal swing when he was younger.

[mackers]

Article in today's Irish News about a three month old kitten called Kim being sexually assualted in Co Down (no "pussy" jokes please!!).
Sanctuary manager Heather Oliver said that the kitten had been the victim of deliberate sexual assault and had suffered pelvic fractures and hip and soft tissue damage!!WTF!!

[Banana Man]

Article in today's Irish News about a three month old kitten called Kim being sexually assualted in Co Down (no "pussy" jokes please!!).
Sanctuary manager Heather Oliver said that the kitten had been the victim of deliberate sexual assault and had suffered pelvic fractures and hip and soft tissue damage!!WTF!!

seen that myself, was in disbelief reading it, lord knows what he done to the poor thing but he needs castrated, sick f**ker, to think he's out there at the minute getting up to f**k knows what. There are some sick mothers out there

[takeyourownpath]

i got my dog from an animal sanctuary, there was a lovely blue eyed collie there, had to have operations to stich his insides back together after his last owner abused him, sick f**ker.

[The Real Laoislad]

Article in today's Irish News about a three month old kitten called Kim being sexually assualted in Co Down (no "pussy" jokes please!!).
Sanctuary manager Heather Oliver said that the kitten had been the victim of deliberate sexual assault and had suffered pelvic fractures and hip and soft tissue damage!!WTF!!

Was it hairy or shaved?

[Hotrocks]

Tyrones own, every time he writes on this board.