Things that make you go What the F**k?

[muppet]

'Alien invasion' April Fools' story angers Jordan

I thought she'd had her saucers made smaller?

[Hardy]

Egyptians are renowned as the big jokers in the Arab world, able to easily laugh at just about anything

That must be like being Connacht hurling champions.

[muppet]

Egyptians are renowned as the big jokers in the Arab world, able to easily laugh at just about anything

That must be like being Connacht hurling champions.

Or royalty in a republic.

[Puckoon]

Getting the following in an email from a work colleague....


"I will be participating in the "Day of Silence" again at **** on **********(next *******). 
-The Day of Silence has come about in order to protest and bring light to discrimination and violence against the LGBTIQ community.

Just an FYI, I will not be talking until 5:00 pm on this day, but am able to write things out."


f**k me some people just like to walk a tightrope - 'Sorry Boss - cancel the meeting for tomorrow, I won't be able to talk to you".

[heganboy]

Getting the following in an email from a work colleague....


"I will be participating in the "Day of Silence" again at **** on **********(next *******). 
-The Day of Silence has come about in order to protest and bring light to discrimination and violence against the LGBTIQ community.

Just an FYI, I will not be talking until 5:00 pm on this day, but am able to write things out."


f**k me some people just like to walk a tightrope - 'Sorry Boss - cancel the meeting for tomorrow, I won't be able to talk to you".

Brave indeed, LGBTIQ stands for lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender/intersexed/questioning.

[theskull1]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8610948.stm

Jesus christ. 12 months???

[Puckoon]

Getting the following in an email from a work colleague....


"I will be participating in the "Day of Silence" again at **** on **********(next *******). 
-The Day of Silence has come about in order to protest and bring light to discrimination and violence against the LGBTIQ community.

Just an FYI, I will not be talking until 5:00 pm on this day, but am able to write things out."


f**k me some people just like to walk a tightrope - 'Sorry Boss - cancel the meeting for tomorrow, I won't be able to talk to you".

Brave indeed, LGBTIQ stands for lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender/intersexed/questioning.

Oh yeah - but shes none of those things. Forgot to add that.

I just find it a strange thing.

[haranguerer]

Sounds to me a lot like she couldnt be arsed talking to you. Great cover 

[Celt_Man]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8610948.stm

Jesus christ. 12 months???

12 years would only be a start

[pintsofguinness]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8610948.stm

Jesus christ. 12 months???

12 years would only be a start

12 months is a f**king joke, how can anyone justify that. 

Where were the social services too?

[fitzroyalty]

Saw two mooncats hitch-hiking on the M1 today  lol haha 

[5 Sams]

I defy you not to cross your legs when you read this....

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/surgeon-cuts-off-testicle-in-error-14773201.html

[ziggysego]

I defy you not to cross your legs when you read this....

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/surgeon-cuts-off-testicle-in-error-14773201.html

I see muppet has left a comment 

[Tony Baloney]

Sick, twisted bastards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8588274.stm

[Puckoon]

Ive been following that case alright Tony - those bastards no longer deserve to live.