You know what really grinds my gears?

[Zapatista]

people who say sorry when they're in your way at work, then move to be somewhere evenmore in the way!
being late for work, when it's not your fault, and the boss thinkin you're lyin!

I was late one morning and the boss demanded an explanation! I told him my girlfriend was having a baby. He changed his tune and was really nice to me and really concerned. He then asked, was it a boy or a girl? I said 'I'll tell you in about nine months'. He laughed.

[The Real Laoislad]

The idiot on the vodafone advert who gets his girlfriend snow for christmas

[5 Sams]

Jarlath Burns' Irish.

Goide ta cearr lei?

[muppet]

Those 'Minister! motorists deserve good news' ..ads.

[takeyourownpath]

louis walsh

[Square Ball]

West Brits! 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

The idiot on the vodafone advert who gets his girlfriend snow for christmas

If she was my girlfriend I would be too busy ridin her too be looking for snow.

[The Real Laoislad]

The idiot on the vodafone advert who gets his girlfriend snow for christmas

If she was my girlfriend I would be too busy ridin her too be looking for snow.

She's a looker alright in fairness

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

oh and people who think because you're on a bike they don't have to give way to you!!

What about cyclists come from behind you and  pass you on your left as you are turning left??

You shouldnt be taking a week to turn! and then no one would be passing you

If you are at lights and have had to stop so your turn will be slower, but some prat on a bike ignores the lights and all other road users, comes out of nowhere.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

That f**king goat from the bóthar ads!

Ya why is it so smug, its going to get eaten, dumbass 

[High Wide and Handsome]

Having a major major hangover and fit for fook all at work!

[full back]

Christmas tree lights

[Onion Bag]

Christmas tree lights

You are such a Scrooge FB

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Arseholes who cannot drive.

Those pricks who drive behid you when you are doing 100kph on a single lane road and then start flashing their lights like loons because you will neither speed up so they can go faster, or slow down so they can overtake, GET THIS YOU DIPSHITS FROM SATANS BUT CRACK, I am driving the LEGAL LIMIT YOU SLUT FACE WANKSHAFT MOTHER******* KNOBENDS, FCUK OFF AN DIE IF THIS DOESN'T SUIT YOU, YOU BLOODY GEEEEEEEEEEEEBAGS                            

Same goes for if I am on a dual-carriageway or motorway, if I am doing 120 passing out, f**k YOU FLASHING YOUR LIGHTS, NO I BLOODY WON'T EXCEED THE SPEEDLIMIT AND NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I WON'T GET OUT OF YOUR f**king WAY, BECAUSE I AM STILL OVERTAKING, GO TO HELL AND DIE A PAINFULL DEATH ON THE WAY YOU SPEEEEEEEEDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BASTARDS   

[ballinaman]

Bitta roadrage could be on the cards there! Few deep breaths and Enya CD and ya'll be grand!!