You know what really grinds my gears?

[Tony Baloney]

f**kers with "absolutely hilarious" bumper stickers and paraphernalia attached to their car.

The their is some f**king clown drives around Armagh in as silver Astra that has huge big hands on their parcel shelf which give the bird to the driver behind. As well as about a dozen equally stupid bumper stickers! Get a life you ****!

[DennistheMenace]

When people 'so' after every speak.

[Drumanee 1]

woman,woman fcukin woman

[brokencrossbar1]

woman,woman fcukin woman

I never saw you as a shirt lifter?  i am sure that caused a few strange looks with your partner in crime over the years

[Drumanee 1]

woman,woman fcukin woman

I never saw you as a shirt lifter?  i am sure that caused a few strange looks with your partner in crime over the years

,you are taking me the wrong way (pardon the pun ),the better half is really doin my head in today,she is just being a "woman",cant understand why i have to go to football 2 days in a row

[curvey]

woman,woman fcukin woman

I never saw you as a shirt lifter?  i am sure that caused a few strange looks with your partner in crime over the years

,you are taking me the wrong way (pardon the pun ),the better half is really doin my head in today,she is just being a "woman",cant understand why i have to go to football 2 days in a row

Why are you asking her...Wuss

[brokencrossbar1]

woman,woman fcukin woman

I never saw you as a shirt lifter?  i am sure that caused a few strange looks with your partner in crime over the years

,you are taking me the wrong way (pardon the pun ),the better half is really doin my head in today,she is just being a "woman",cant understand why i have to go to football 2 days in a row

Be more careful of your language then as we all know the varieties of uses of the word fcukin!!!

[gerrykeegan]

1. The kids waking up at 6 both days of the weekend. My eyes hurt. 2. Dora the f**king explorer.

[Diet Coke]

1. The kids waking up at 6 both days of the weekend. My eyes hurt. 2. Dora the f**king explorer.

Quality time it'll not be too long till you are waiting up at 3 in the morning to make sure they are home safe and sound.....ah the joys of being a parent

[The Real Laoislad]

woman,woman fcukin woman

Tell me about it 
The woman went into town yesterday and when she came home she started having a go at me for not having the dishes washed.

I asked her who she thought was after cutting the grass front and back,clipping the hedges,power washing the decking and washing the car while she was gone..

Typical woman they always have to find something to complain about

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

Being horrendously hungover then taking a few minutes too long over my "hair of the dog" pint in Quinns. Rush to buy my ticket for the match in the ticket ofice then as I walk to the match cursing yourself for leaving yourself a few minutes late for match, I watch my friend make a call. As he is on the phone he lossens his grip and his ticket flys off in the air, to land in the Canal. I then watch his ticket floating aimlessly as numerous attempts to salvage it fail miserably before he ends up buying another ticket. By the time we made Croke Park it was half time in the Armagh match. You couldn't make it up! 

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

Being horrendously hungover then taking a few minutes too long over my "hair of the dog" pint in Quinns. Rush to buy my ticket for the match in the ticket ofice then as I walk to the match cursing yourself for leaving yourself a few minutes late for match, I watch my friend make a call. As he is on the phone he lossens his grip and his ticket flys off in the air, to land in the Canal. I then watch his ticket floating aimlessly as numerous attempts to salvage it fail miserably before he ends up buying another ticket. By the time we made Croke Park it was half time in the Armagh match. You couldn't make it up! 

Quit laughing ya Shaftie hoor 

[wherefromreferee?]

Kerry Katona

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

That's a goodun though.

Think I'll file it under "Would have been funny if it wasn't me it happened to"

[Ellie84]

eventually getting to sleep only to get wakened by the next door neighbour's f*ckin dog barking at its own shadow. anyone have a gun handy?