Things that make you go What the F**k?

[pintsofguinness]

dry up ffs, I'm not trying to belittle anything.
fox seems to think my comment was directed at him but it wasnt, it was genuine.

Is this what we're going to go through with you, you following me around the board until you piss off again to reinvent a new username, make about 50 normal posts with it before the obsession with me starts again?
and then you'll be the first shouting "get a life" to others who post here and telling us what a busy life you live?

With such flippant remarks about children and parenting you would have to wonder why your in the adoption process.

that's twice now you made comments like that and I'd politely ask you to mind your own business.

[eggy bread]

Again I'll point out that if you check back you are the one doing the following.  You can also politely ask whatever you want, you throw comments about this board like you beyond reproach and yap if anyone questions you.  You have had the nerve and gall to repeatedly question my parental skills and tar me with a lazy parent brush on many occasions; I would ask again why someone who has demonstrated such dislike towards children and parents (berating women with prams, overjoyed that child free holidays exist, advocating whacking toddlers, berating parents leaving their kids to school for school runs ffs) is entering the adoption process - would seem a fair question.

[eggy bread]

And if i don't reply you'll know why.

[pintsofguinness]

Again I'll point out that if you check back you are the one doing the following.  You can also politely ask whatever you want, you throw comments about this board like you beyond reproach and yap if anyone questions you.  You have had the nerve and gall to repeatedly question my parental skills and tar me with a lazy parent brush on many occasions; I would ask again why someone who has demonstrated such dislike towards children and parents (berating women with prams, overjoyed that child free holidays exist, advocating whacking toddlers, berating parents leaving their kids to school for school runs ffs) is entering the adoption process - would seem a fair question.

Because when I'm sitting watching tv I need someone to fetch things for me.

btw, the school runs thing was laoislad, not me.

[illdecide]

Eggy you'll be accused of being illdecide next... my nephew got banned for life ages ago because someone thought it was me with a 2nd username and he'd only been on the board a few weeks

[Doogie Browser]

Eggy you'll be accused of being illdecide next... my nephew got banned for life ages ago because someone thought it was me with a 2nd username and he'd only been on the board a few weeks

Is he your nephew and your god saan?

[illdecide]

Eggy you'll be accused of being illdecide next... my nephew got banned for life ages ago because someone thought it was me with a 2nd username and he'd only been on the board a few weeks

Is he your nephew and your god saan?

Correct

[Doogie Browser]

Eggy you'll be accused of being illdecide next... my nephew got banned for life ages ago because someone thought it was me with a 2nd username and he'd only been on the board a few weeks

Is he your nephew and your god saan?

Correct

- cheers Saan 

[eggy bread]

Again I'll point out that if you check back you are the one doing the following.  You can also politely ask whatever you want, you throw comments about this board like you beyond reproach and yap if anyone questions you.  You have had the nerve and gall to repeatedly question my parental skills and tar me with a lazy parent brush on many occasions; I would ask again why someone who has demonstrated such dislike towards children and parents (berating women with prams, overjoyed that child free holidays exist, advocating whacking toddlers, berating parents leaving their kids to school for school runs ffs) is entering the adoption process - would seem a fair question.

Because when I'm sitting watching tv I need someone to fetch things for me.

btw, the school runs thing was laoislad, not me.

That's probably not far off the truth. 

[pintsofguinness]

Again I'll point out that if you check back you are the one doing the following.  You can also politely ask whatever you want, you throw comments about this board like you beyond reproach and yap if anyone questions you.  You have had the nerve and gall to repeatedly question my parental skills and tar me with a lazy parent brush on many occasions; I would ask again why someone who has demonstrated such dislike towards children and parents (berating women with prams, overjoyed that child free holidays exist, advocating whacking toddlers, berating parents leaving their kids to school for school runs ffs) is entering the adoption process - would seem a fair question.

Because when I'm sitting watching tv I need someone to fetch things for me.

btw, the school runs thing was laoislad, not me.

That's probably not far off the truth. 

It's the whole truth

[gallsman]

With such flippant remarks about children and parenting you would have to wonder why your in the adoption process.

Bang out of order.

[pintsofguinness]

I opened a loaf of bread this morning and a moth flew out!

[Myles Na G.]

I opened a loaf of bread this morning and a moth flew out!

Why the excalamation mark? It was hardly going to drive out, was it?

[ludermor]

I opened a loaf of bread this morning and a moth flew out!

Why the excalamation mark? It was hardly going to drive out, was it?

It would have used a wedge

[móidín doire]

Possibly a wind up; if not... wtf would you escape on a bulldozer... hardly a high speed get away... though definitely would take some stopping all the same.

From BBC.co.uk: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

Page last updated at 16:23 GMT, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:23 UK
Puppy thrown at German biker gang

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.