You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

Some ****! has done a shite on the path down the side of where I live.  Can you believe that! Not only is it the biggest shite I've ever seen in my life (I'm thinking of taking a picture), the smell would knock you down!! I'm not joking, it's f**king desperate! Whoever that came out of has problems!

[Puckoon]

How do you know it was a human? (Im assuming thats what you mean by ****! as dog would only have 3 ***s

[pintsofguinness]

How do you know it was a human? (Im assuming thats what you mean by ****! as dog would only have 3 ***s

Because I know what human shite looks like puck!

[Puckoon]

Why would someone shite on the street?

Have you ever shit on the street?

Holy god.

[pintsofguinness]

Why would someone shite on the street?

Have you ever shit on the street?

Holy god.

No I have not. 

But people are capable of anything.  Boy I work with (think I mentioned it before here) kept blocking up the toilets because he was using leaflets and paper as toilet roll.  It was eventually found out who was doing it and he was asked to stop! He stopped for about a month and then he done it again! and had to be asked again to stop!

[AFS]

Could've been a heroin addict on a come down.

Pints, you should move away from the heroin addicts.

[pintsofguinness]

Do heroin addicts do big smelly ones? 

[AFS]

Not sure, but apparently they get really constipated when they're high, and when on the way down they get caught short quite often. Think I learned this from a TV show though, so it may not be true. You should still move just in case.

[omagh_gael]

I have come to the conclusion that gaaboard is a very grumpy place, over 470 pages on this thread alone! Someone should produce a tv show to rival the grumpy old men/women shoe, there'd be material for a good lock of series here for sure!

[Archie Mitchell]

I know a boy, who when he opened his lunch box thinking he was about to tuck into some nice ham sandwiches, got a big smelly turd in it instead. There are sick people out there.

[Tony Baloney]

Not sure, but apparently they get really constipated when they're high, and when on the way down they get caught short quite often. Think I learned this from a TV show though, so it may not be true. You should still move just in case.

Trainspotting?

[AFS]

Not sure, but apparently they get really constipated when they're high, and when on the way down they get caught short quite often. Think I learned this from a TV show though, so it may not be true. You should still move just in case.

Trainspotting?

Very possibly.

[ziggysego]

Pints, please don't take a photo of it.

[fitzroyalty]

Pints, please don't take a photo of it.

Do. I don't believe him

[Archie Mitchell]

He's probably doing one himself now, just to take a photo of it and compalin about something new.