Things that make you go What the F**k?

[BarryBreensBandage]

Jack Warner, up to the oxters in controversy, enquiry pending, resigns from FIFA...........
and they have declared he is presumed innocent. Plus he now will receive a share of a £10.3m pot that is set aside by FIFA for retired executives.
The blood boils....

[EagleLord]

That FIFA really pisses me off big time.

[laoislad]

That FIFA really pisses me off big time.

Yeah me too,I much prefer Pro Evolution.

[johnneycool]

Just doing as we're told Guv:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-13873091

[EagleLord]

Jesus Christ. Common sense out the window again.

[BarryBreensBandage]

I hope the local football team won't take offence

[Puckoon]

That own goal is going to be hard to get over.

[DrinkingHarp]

Emperor penguin takes a wrong turn and ends up in New Zealand!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13856024

Not a wrong turn ziggy, he was just tired of the cold.

[DrinkingHarp]

Free Breakfast, Sick F&%k !!!!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jun/22/welsh-schoolboy-killed-girlfriend-court-told



Welsh schoolboy 'killed former girlfriend for free breakfast'Swansea court told defendant lured Rebecca Aylward, 15, to woods in Bridgend and beat her with a rock to win bet


Steven Morris and agencies guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 22 June 2011 15.57 BST Article history
A schoolboy is accused of murdering Rebecca Aylward after he was promised a free breakfast if he carried out the killing. Photograph: South Wales police/PA
A schoolboy murdered a former girlfriend by battering her with a rock after he was promised a free breakfast if he carried out the killing, a jury heard.

The alleged killer, aged 16, lured Rebecca Aylward, 15, to woods near Bridgend in south Wales where he attacked her, Swansea crown court heard. To divert suspicion, he told her to tell friends she was meeting someone else. But she did not follow his directions and revealed his identity to her mother, the jury heard on Tuesday.

The boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, denies murdering Rebecca in October last year and blames his best friend.

Greg Taylor QC, prosecuting, said the accused boy and Rebecca had briefly been in a relationship about a year before the murder and had kept in touch.

The defendant used to meet friends at a local cafe for breakfast, the court heard. At one meeting, he openly discussed killing the girl. His friends assumed he was joking but, in a text,he asked one friend: "What would you do if I actually did kill her?" the court heard. The friend replied: "Oh, I would buy you breakfast."

Two days before the killing, the defendant contacted his friend to confirm he would attend their breakfast date. He added: "Don't say anything but you may just owe me a breakfast." His friend replied: "Sick, sick boy."

After the killing, the boy is alleged to have asked friends: "Do you know how hard it is to break someone's neck?"

The jury heard that the boy told them: "She was facing away from me and I thought: 'This is it, I'm going to go for it.' I tried to break her neck. She was screaming so I picked up the rock and started to hit her with it. The worst part was feeling and seeing her skull give way."

The jury was told the "academic" boy and Rebecca, also a bright child, had dated for three months and had a sexual relationship. Taylor said: "When they split up it was not amicable – all of their friends observed a love-hate relationship between them. They gave different reasons for the break-up.

"The boy said Rebecca tried to trick him into getting her pregnant. She told him she was on the pill and he found out that she wasn't and that she had lied to him. The boy was also telling people that Rebecca was going to go to the police and alleged that he raped her.

"Rebecca's version was that the boy refused to wear condoms and she asked him repeatedly to wear them but he refused." The boy allegedly told a friend: "Wouldn't it be easier if she wasn't here? I am going to kill her – it would be real easy."

The jury heard another friend said the defendant claimed he would "kill her, cover it up and not get caught". He also allegedly claimed he would make "a poison" out of foxgloves and kill her using that. The trial continues.

[EagleLord]

Read that story in the paper the other day, f**king disgusted by it.

[ziggy90]

Going into the local post office this morning to buy 200euro and being told "that'll be £198.06 please".

[Declan]

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/07/03/biker_dies_protesting_new_york_s_motorcycle_helmet_law.html

[Tony Baloney]

This will keep the Indian version of The Antiques Roadshow going for a few years!

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jul/04/kerala-temple-treasure-found?cat=world&type=article

No photos have been taken - a few peelers will have new cars and fur coats on next week!

[Olly]

I was at the pub last night and decided to walk home as it was clammy night. It is a good 2 mile walk. After a mile I couldn't hold on any longer and went to the toilet in a field. It was the number two I had to do. It was fairly dark so I just grabbed a pile of grass and leaves to clean myself and made on my way happily enough. When I got home I went to close the door behind me but it wouldn't. It was still pitch black so I groped behind me to see what was keeping the door open. It happened to be what felt like a rope. I turned around and groped my way to the end of the rope - it was a cow!! Unbelievably, when I cleaned myself in the dark I lifted the end of a rope that was around a cow's neck and had mistakenly put it up my backside.

Unbelievable series of events.

[Hereiam]