Things that make you go What the F**k?

[laoislad]

Let this be a lesson to all you Roscommon people.

Woman dies after sex with Dog

A 43-year old woman died after suffering a massive allergic reaction brought on after she had sex with a dog in Limerick.

The woman, a mother of four children, suffered the reaction to the dog's semen after willingly engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian dog in a house in the Patrickswell area of the county.

The woman passed away in October 2008, shortly after intercourse with the dog, and after a three-year investigation it was confirmed that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction suffered after having sex with the animal.

An ambulance was called to an address in Patickswell at approximately 7.30pm on the night that she died and rushed the woman to the Mid-Western Hospital, where she passed away shortly after 8pm.

A source told The Star last night that the unfortunate woman involved came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom.

"Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex," the source said.

"The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died."

The source confirmed that Gardai who had examined the scene seized an Alsation dog that has been kept in quarantine ever since.

Disturbingly, the source added that the dog "appeared to have been groomed" to have sex with women.

"This was a particularly bizarre and upsetting course," said the source.

"It genuinely was a shocker...you think you've seen it all but then something like this comes along and you're left scratching your head all over again."

[Hardy]

Obviously she liked a bit of Rrrruff.

[RedandGreenSniper]

f**k your Alsatian, I've a horse outside.

[Forever Green]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlEDAuKlo4

[EagleLord]

Shockin advert that. Brutal brutal.

[Declan]

Man teaching schoolchildren how to make explosives blows himself up
Tuesday, July 12, 2011 - 01:31 PM

A bomb-maker was killed by his own device as he tried to give Islamic school pupils a lesson in how to make explosives, it has emerged.

Police in Indonesia said he appeared to be the victim of a homemade bomb being prepared to attack officers.

The school has been sealed off by two platoons of soldiers while investigations continue.

Police spokesman Lt. Col. Sukarman Husen said the man was a treasurer at the school, but media reports said he was also a former bomb trainee in the Philippine region of Mindanao.

The school on Sumbawa Island in central Indonesia came to police attention late last month, when a 16-year-old pupil was arrested for stabbing to death an officer. Police believe he belonged to an Islamic militant group, and they said he told his interrogators that police deserved to die for hunting down jihadists.

Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim nation, has been battling terrorists since 2002 when al-Qaida-linked militants attacked two nightclubs on Bali, killing 202 people, mostly foreigners.

In recent months, security forces have become the main target of extremists in Indonesia.

Militants say they want to punish soldiers and police for taking part in the so-called war against terrorism.

Hundreds of Islamic militants have been arrested, tried and jailed.

Read more: http://www.examiner.ie/breakingnews/world/man-teaching-schoolchildren-how-to-make-explosives-blows-himself-up-512489.html#ixzz1Rtaa27f1

[Celt_Man]

Man teaching schoolchildren how to make explosives blows himself up
Tuesday, July 12, 2011 - 01:31 PM

A bomb-maker was killed by his own device as he tried to give Islamic school pupils a lesson in how to make explosives, it has emerged.

Police in Indonesia said he appeared to be the victim of a homemade bomb being prepared to attack officers.

The school has been sealed off by two platoons of soldiers while investigations continue.

Police spokesman Lt. Col. Sukarman Husen said the man was a treasurer at the school, but media reports said he was also a former bomb trainee in the Philippine region of Mindanao.

The school on Sumbawa Island in central Indonesia came to police attention late last month, when a 16-year-old pupil was arrested for stabbing to death an officer. Police believe he belonged to an Islamic militant group, and they said he told his interrogators that police deserved to die for hunting down jihadists.

Indonesia, the world's most populous Muslim nation, has been battling terrorists since 2002 when al-Qaida-linked militants attacked two nightclubs on Bali, killing 202 people, mostly foreigners.

In recent months, security forces have become the main target of extremists in Indonesia.

Militants say they want to punish soldiers and police for taking part in the so-called war against terrorism.

Hundreds of Islamic militants have been arrested, tried and jailed.

Read more: http://www.examiner.ie/breakingnews/world/man-teaching-schoolchildren-how-to-make-explosives-blows-himself-up-512489.html#ixzz1Rtaa27f1

[Groucho]

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off

[Denn Forever]

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off

The couple was reportedly in the process of a divorce.  Oh that explains it.  Hope he gets John Bobbit's number.

[Groucho]

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off

The couple was reportedly in the process of a divorce.  Oh that explains it.  Hope he gets John Bobbit's number.

Maybe she was looking custody of it......after all it took a 10' knife

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

What the feck is it about Limerick and carnal canine relationships!

Man charged over buggery with dog

The incident is alleged to have taken place in Patrickswell, Co Limerick in October 2008.

A 57-year-old bus driver was sent forward for trial today charged with buggery with an animal.

Sean McDonnell, 18 Rathmore, Churchill Meadows, Raheen, Limerick, is charged with buggery with an animal, namely a German Shepherd dog, at Laurel Park, Patrickswell, Co Limerick, on October 7th, 2008, contrary to Section 61 of the Offences Against the Person Act.

Mr McDonnell appeared before Limerick District Court today where he was served with the book of evidence in the case.

Det Sgt Paraig O'Dywer gave evidence of serving the book on the accused.

Insp Jerry Horan told the court the Director of Public Prosecutions had consented for Mr McDonnell to be sent forward for trial to the next sitting of Limerick Circuit Criminal Court in September.

Dressed in a dark grey suit and red tie the accused man sat in court accompanied by his daughter for the brief hearing. He was granted free legal aid to cover the cost of his solicitor Ted McCarthy plus two counsel.

Judge Eamon O'Brien, issued the alibi warning which means the accused must give the State 14 days notice of any alibi witnesses he intends calling.

Mr McDonnell was remanded on continuing bail.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0714/breaking49.html

[Puckoon]

More importantly - what the feck is it about German Shepherds?

I wonder if it was the same dog.

[Square Ball]

bet this scared the crap out of the attendants, I know I would be

South Africa: 'Dead man' wakes up inside morgue

A 50-year-old South African man woke up inside a mortuary over the weekend and screamed to be let out - scaring away attendants who thought he was a ghost.

His family presumed he was dead when they could not wake him on Saturday night and contacted a private morgue in a rural village in the Eastern Cape.

He spent almost 24 hours inside the morgue, the region's health department spokesman told the Sapa news agency.

The two attendants later returned and called for an ambulance.

The man - whose identity has been withheld - was treated in hospital for dehydration.


Eastern Cape health spokesperson
"Doctors put him under observation and concluded he was stable," Eastern Cape health spokesperson Sizwe Kupelo said.

"He did not need further treatment."

Mr Kupelo said the man woke up at 1700 local time (1500 GMT) on Sunday, demanding to be let out of the chilly morgue in Libode village, frightening the attendants on duty.

"At first the men ran for their lives," said Mr Kupelo.

Officials have urged the public to contact doctors or the emergency services so they can they can pronounce someone dead before calling an undertaker.

"You begin to you ask yourself how many other people have died like that in a morgue," said Mr Kupelo."We need to [get] the message across to all South Africans that it is very wrong for them to conclude on their own that a person has died," he said

[AbbeySider]

Letterkenny hospital doctor was unable to take pulse

A JUNIOR doctor recruited to work at Letterkenny General Hospital last July could not take a patient's pulse, a Medical Council fitness to practise inquiry heard yesterday.

The inquiry was told there were concerns about the competency of Dr Asia Ndaga (31), who qualified in Romania in 2008, from the moment she joined the hospital on July 1st, 2010.

There were concerns that her medical knowledge was "weak" for a senior house officer, at the slow speed of her assessment and diagnosis of patients and about her ability to calculate drug dosages.

A clinical incident had been noted formally whereby a nurse had to show her how to certify the death of a patient and how to write up medical notes in relation to a patient transferred from Dublin.

Dr Ken Mulpeter, a consultant geriatrician at the hospital, undertook an assessment of her competency on August 18th after concerns had been raised. He took her to see a patient with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and an irregular heartbeat and asked her to take the patient's pulse. She tried to do this by putting her fingers "on top of the patient's wrist" rather than underneath it and said the patient was in normal rhythm.

"I obviously got a bit of a shock with that, so I asked her to take the patient's pulse in his feet," said Dr Mulpeter. "She put her two fingers on areas of the foot where you would not feel a pulse."

He said how to take a patient's pulse was something learned in first or second year in college.

He said Dr Ndaga was unable to say how much oxygen the patient was on, something which could be read from the patient's oxygen mask and a device on the wall.

She also did not know why the man had a barrel-shaped chest. It was an indication of lung disease but she suggested rickets.

In addition, she failed to take an adequate patient history, partly due to some language difficulties. Dr Mulpeter felt she was not competent to continue working in the hospital as a senior house officer and her contract was terminated.

Dr Ndaga, who did not turn up for the inquiry, was found guilty of poor professional performance. The fitness to practise committee will report to the full council and recommend an appropriate sanction, which was not disclosed.

The inquiry heard Dr Ndaga had not been interviewed by the hospital and the hospital did not check her references. Pat Murray, human resources manager at the hospital, said this was because she was interviewed by the Royal College of Physicians of Ireland as part of a central recruitment process and allocated to the hospital as part of the college's training scheme. He understood she did not get a post in the initial round of offers from the college but was on "a reserve list" used when all training posts had not been filled.

Dr Ndaga was registered by the council in March 2009. Solicitor JP McDowell, for the council, told the inquiry it was not clear whether she had worked in Ireland before getting the Letterkenny job. However, Mr Murray said when he spoke to her about her performance, she indicated this was her first job in Ireland.

Dr Mulpeter said in evidence that "at the time we had some difficulty in recruiting doctors, so there was an expectation that the doctors might not be as strong as in previous years". Staff were therefore prepared to supervise them more closely. He said it might be expected she would need time to get up to speed on the Irish hospital system but his major concern was her competency. He did not consider it safe to have her working in the hospital.

Mr McDowell said initially a firm of solicitors had engaged with the council on her behalf, claiming the assessment of her skills by Dr Mulpeter lasted only five minutes and that he looked down on foreign doctors, an accusation denied by Dr Mulpeter and Mr Murray.

[EagleLord]

wee bitches.
http://youtu.be/2cz-wX2RiIc