Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).
Wrong website. You want http://viz.co.uk/toptips.php
Quote from: Hardy on April 18, 2013, 02:57:26 PM
Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).
Too late.... got it on a new timber door. Not a bit happy :-[
Quote from: Hardy on April 18, 2013, 02:57:26 PM
Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).
Tempting....
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Quote from: Hardy on April 18, 2013, 02:57:26 PM
Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).
So so true.
A fella in a company I use to work for got sacked for spraying it all over a young apprentice's head.
The cnut also got a kicking a few weeks later from the apprentices older brother.
Ignore tax advice given in a pub.
It's usually bollox.
Quote from: deiseach on April 18, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Wrong website. You want http://viz.co.uk/toptips.php
GIVE SPIDERS the nailbiting experience of a real life indiana Jones adventure by tipping them down a cardboard tube whilst slowly closing the lower end with a playing card. For added excitement roll a Ferrero rocher down the tube and hhave a friend insert cocktail sticks through the side at regular intervals.
John Bottom, e-mailOutstanding, beat that Olly!
Quote from: Shamrock Shore on April 18, 2013, 03:55:01 PM
Ignore tax advice given in a pub.
It's usually bollox.
Now he feckin tells me ... ::)
Buy an index fund instead of a managed fund
Filled a few holes with expandng foam and used my hands to 'smooth' it back in as it expanded! People thought I had leprosy of the hands for the next few weeks!!!
No matter how tempting it may be, when listening to music (portable device) via headphones, don't turn up the volume while working with noisy (>93db) electric tools.
Never pee on a great white shark
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
When driving, never reach through the steering wheel to reset the tripometer - while turning a corner.
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:31:06 PM
When driving, never reach through the steering wheel to reset the tripometer - while turning a corner.
Guilty lol, then the wife did it the following night after I told her what happened to me :o
Don't eat yellow snow.
When buying a car, check certain things you might not think to check. Like the turning radius.
Quote from: Main Street on April 18, 2013, 05:43:40 PM
No matter how tempting it may be, when listening to music (portable device) via headphones, don't turn up the volume while working with noisy (>93db) electric tools.
Also, when sitting in work and listening to music with headphones on, dont think that you just dropped a silent one. It wasnt silent.
Kicking the tyres of a car whilst chatting up a blade makes you look class.
Some visuals:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAIY0I5GGw4
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
That advice makes for some fun experiences.
For added thrills, do it on the motorway when cruising at 140km/h
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
Have performed this experiment before. I won't try it again!
Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 19, 2013, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
Have performed this experiment before. I won't try it again!
Am I the only one here who always brakes with the right foot ???
Quote from: Never beat the deeler on April 19, 2013, 06:31:59 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 19, 2013, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
Have performed this experiment before. I won't try it again!
Am I the only one here who always brakes with the right foot ???
You're not. :P
Quote from: Billys Boots on April 19, 2013, 08:51:11 AM
Quote from: Never beat the deeler on April 19, 2013, 06:31:59 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 19, 2013, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
Have performed this experiment before. I won't try it again!
Am I the only one here who always brakes with the right foot ???
You're not. :P
That makes three of us. Never known anyone who uses their left foot on the brake. No wonder there's so many accidents.
Quote from: Never beat the deeler on April 19, 2013, 06:31:59 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 19, 2013, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Orior on April 18, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.
Have performed this experiment before. I won't try it again!
Am I the only one here who always brakes with the right foot ???
They're taking the 'P' I'd say -- not a one of them would have passed the test at that craic.
is it not the most common way to brake with the right foot?
I thought it was only the rally driver types who broke with the left foot and dabbed between brake and accelerator for that rally experience.
Can anyone from Tyrone confirm?
Quote from: johnneycool on April 19, 2013, 11:39:27 AM
is it not the most common way to brake with the right foot?
You'll fail the test braking with left, sharpish.
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on April 19, 2013, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: johnneycool on April 19, 2013, 11:39:27 AM
is it not the most common way to brake with the right foot?
You'll fail the test braking with left, sharpish.
Which test, the driving one or the one for being a complete f**king numpty!!!
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on April 19, 2013, 12:01:30 PM
Which test, the driving one or the one for being a complete f**king numpty!!!
;D
Indeed.
When in a lift, press and hold the number of the floor you want to go to. You by-pass other floors even if people have called it. For police and emergency services but I just do it to be a bastard.
When crossing the border from Thailand into Cambodia at Poipet, do not pay more than US$20 for your visa. If they are not wearing a full Cambodian border agency uniform with a hat+badge, do not give them any money, walk away.
Similarly if the border agency men ask for 100Baht to process your application, go outside to the police and tell them what has happened.
Since the cops are equally crooked; they don't want uppity tourists hanging around to give the gullable tourists any ideas they put you at the front of the queue and you'll be on your way before those who actually paid the extra 100baht.