Anyone ever had one?
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on March 29, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
How long before the rash cleared up? ;D
Sligonian - was the pillow in a mess the following morning when you woke up from your dream?
you sure you didnt wake up with your own handprint on your c**k?
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on March 29, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
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Handprints on your back?
You sure it was women you were with????
How long before LL is in regaling us with his sexual exploits!
Threesomes have zero priority on a golf course.
A threesome is you + 3 girls right?
If so yes.
Btw this is disgusting talk for a Good Friday.
Shame on you all.
Anyone else remember a Woody Allen film, in which Woody's wife agrees to a threesome with another woman?
Basically the two women get together and go hard at it. Meanwhile Woody is trying to get in between but the women shut him out. After a while Woody gives up and goes off to make a cup of coffee.
Dammned funny, but I could not find it on Youtube.
Quote from: Gaffer on March 29, 2013, 09:29:54 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on March 29, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
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Handprints on your back?
You sure it was women you were with????
My thoughts exactly!
On a serious note, I read this the other day. I was shocked that this was any part of a HSE operation.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/hsefunded-site-defends-threesomes-are-fun-story-29151232.html
My advice to anyone contemplating a threesome - dont do it. Particularly if they are both high maintenance. Jealousy is a terrible thing, so the second sheep should be well and truely teathered up.
Brian O'Driscoll's wife had one once.
Does getting raped by two black men in Gran Canaria count as a threesome?
Quote from: Tubberman on March 29, 2013, 10:12:30 AM
Quote from: Gaffer on March 29, 2013, 09:29:54 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on March 29, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
y[/b]
Handprints on your back?
You sure it was women you were with????
My thoughts exactly!
how do i explain this, you know when a woman is enjoying herself so much she scrape's your back, well i had that, you know when she is holding on tight for the ride of her life 8) , i didnt notice until next day all the lads we slagging me about it and i looked in mirror but tbh i took it as a badge of honour for my performance... :D
What a guy... ;D
Quote from: illdecide on March 29, 2013, 12:16:16 PM
Does getting raped by two black men in Gran Canaria count as a threesome?
What did you do for the second date?
Quote from: illdecide on March 29, 2013, 12:16:16 PM
Does getting raped by two black men in Gran Canaria count as a threesome?
Only if you enjoyed it :o
Hang on illdecide that's a bit of a serious post.
Where abouts in Gran Canaria were you staying?
Quote from: Puckoon on March 29, 2013, 01:47:37 PM
Hang on illdecide that's a bit of a serious post.
you got me thinking there so deleted it...
Yumbo Centre, where you there
Where abouts in Gran Canaria were you staying?
Quote from: illdecide on March 29, 2013, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on March 29, 2013, 01:47:37 PM
Hang on illdecide that's a bit of a serious post.
you got me thinking there so deleted it...
Yumbo Centre, where you there
Where abouts in Gran Canaria were you staying?
Puck and Sligonian were blacked up for a stag do.
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on March 29, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
Seems to me as if you were being subbed...just not performing.
Had they anything to say about Walsh?
Does it count if you paid for it.
Quote from: laoislad on March 29, 2013, 02:25:24 PM
Does it count if you paid for it.
Absolutely...
Does it count if you just watched
Watched a lot of videos to make sure I knew what to do if ever the chance arose!
Does it count if they were twins?
Oh, hold on, I d a lot to drink. Maybe I was seeing double?
Quote from: Mayo Mick on March 29, 2013, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on March 29, 2013, 05:59:31 AM
YEP 8) 2 english girls in hernonisis in Greece, it was lucky, they were staying in the same room, i was up to no good with one, the other better looking one comes in from her night empty handed and joins in, Happy days, woke up the next morning with hand prints on my back...
Seems to me as if you were being subbed...just not performing.
Had they anything to say about Walsh?
lol maybe you have a different definition of being subbed, if subbed means scoring the winning pt in injury time then yes i was subbed... ;D
ya they said walsh is useless and should fck off back to galway ;)
Wont be long til the taste police arrive lads...
Quote from: Franko on March 29, 2013, 03:16:22 PM
Wont be long til the taste police arrive lads...
Eweeee
Quote from: Orior on March 29, 2013, 10:12:15 AM
Anyone else remember a Woody Allen film, in which Woody's wife agrees to a threesome with another woman?
Basically the two women get together and go hard at it. Meanwhile Woody is trying to get in between but the women shut him out. After a while Woody gives up and goes off to make a cup of coffee.
Dammned funny, but I could not find it on Youtube.
I think your thinking of Friends there and Ross' first wife?
Quote from: orangeman on March 29, 2013, 10:12:36 AM
On a serious note, I read this the other day. I was shocked that this was any part of a HSE operation.
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/hsefunded-site-defends-threesomes-are-fun-story-29151232.html
Sensationalist distorted nonsense. If you read the actual article in question (http://spunout.ie/life/article/threesomes) there's nothing controversial or shocking about it:
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on March 29, 2013, 09:56:28 AM
How long before LL is in regaling us with his sexual exploits!
He is probably still embarrassed by the fact a girl told him she was a nympho and he fecked off and ended up with nothing.
If any woman had told any of the rest of us straight lads on here she would have got an awful doing altogether!
A foursome.
With two sisters and another girl.
Not strictly a foursome, though we were all in the same bed as i only did the business with two of them.
Quote from: dillinger on March 29, 2013, 11:34:52 PM
A foursome.
With two sisters and another girl.
Not strictly a foursome, though we were all in the same bed as i only did the business with two of them.
How many sisters do you have ?
Quote from: spuds on March 29, 2013, 11:51:03 PM
Quote from: dillinger on March 29, 2013, 11:34:52 PM
A foursome.
With two sisters and another girl.
Not strictly a foursome, though we were all in the same bed as i only did the business with two of them.
How many sisters do you have ?
Sorry to say only one.
Had to go into bathroom to do it as she didn't want to in front of her sister.
Though they were happy to watch me with the other girl in the bed.
Some bullshitt*rs on this thread.
Quote from: ranch on March 30, 2013, 05:40:32 AM
Some bullshitt*rs on this thread.
I'm not one of them,at least not with this thread. ;)
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never had a threesome but im lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:03:42 AM
never had a threesome but im lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.
You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.
Quote from: laoislad on March 31, 2013, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:03:42 AM
never had a threesome but im lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.
You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.
It probably stopped Laoislad because you stuck your finger there.
Quote from: laoislad on March 31, 2013, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:03:42 AM
never had a threesome but I'm lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.
You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.
theres some truth in this. the arrival of children definitely cools things down. but once they (the kids) get a little older things can get even better your young bride will turn into a 'milf'. a horrible term but there you have it. you'll notice adolesant males checking her out thinking you dont notice. like a male lion you need to keep in shape play a wee bit of football maybe the non contact gaelic. no woman wants to shag mr blobby.
Quote from: lawnseed on March 31, 2013, 07:33:28 AM
Quote from: laoislad on March 31, 2013, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:03:42 AM
never had a threesome but I'm lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.
You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.
theres some truth in this. the arrival of children definitely cools things down. but once they (the kids) get a little older things can get even better your young bride will turn into a 'milf'. a horrible term but there you have it. you'll notice adolesant males checking her out thinking you dont notice. like a male lion you need to keep in shape play a wee bit of football maybe the non contact gaelic. no woman wants to shag mr blobby.
That's why Tony Baloney is giving up the drink.
Had a qer laugh there at them last few posts...An Uncle of mine used to say "I'd rather watch a good Western" when refering to getting the leg over...lol
Quote from: laoislad on March 31, 2013, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: lawnseed on March 31, 2013, 07:33:28 AM
Quote from: laoislad on March 31, 2013, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:03:42 AM
never had a threesome but I'm lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.
You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.
theres some truth in this. the arrival of children definitely cools things down. but once they (the kids) get a little older things can get even better your young bride will turn into a 'milf'. a horrible term but there you have it. you'll notice adolesant males checking her out thinking you dont notice. like a male lion you need to keep in shape play a wee bit of football maybe the non contact gaelic. no woman wants to shag mr blobby.
That's why Tony Baloney is giving up the drink.
Had a couple of large glasses of wine last night. Let's call it cutting back rather than giving up!
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
Had a qer laugh there at them last few posts...An Uncle of mine used to say "I'd rather watch a good Western" when refering to getting the leg over...lol
But would it be appropriate for an uncle to tell his nephew he much he likes bucking the wife?
Quote from: Gaffer on March 31, 2013, 01:14:40 PM
Quote from: illdecide on March 31, 2013, 12:38:59 PM
Had a qer laugh there at them last few posts...An Uncle of mine used to say "I'd rather watch a good Western" when refering to getting the leg over...lol
But would it be appropriate for an uncle to tell his nephew he much he likes bucking the wife?
westerns is a term used for pornos too! I'd say the uncle might have been thinking of that. "I love sex, but nobody makes me cum like I do"